gprent,avocet8,supersizeit after all these years of pumpin'

What can be said to be the optimal length of time for sets? 10 minutes? 20? 15?

How many sets are optimal? 3 a day?

What is the best schedule? 5 on 2 off? 7 on?

I am talking about gaining. I plan on using very low Hg (2-3 range) and plan on doing this for a lifetime. So what led your gains to take off?

I mean, when I get to be conditioned, what schedule do you think will be ENOUGH to keep the gains from halting from pumping? 3 * 10 minutes a day enough? Is more optimal? because supersizeit used to pump 1-2 hours a day and he grew to gigantic dimensions.

Thank you for asking, Thick Cock. After all these years of pumping each of us has developed I guess what you could call Cottage Industries as a result of our gains.

Supersizeit has a reservations-only pedicure clinic in NYC and is also in the final stages of developing a penile reduction cream for men of “gigantic dimensions.” [Gprent writes to me, “This ain’t gonna be cheap.”]

Following yet another route, gprent (always the inventor) last year sold a patent to the TOTO Toilet Corp. for what he calls the “NoDunk” System, designed for men of extraordinary flaccid size. It is sold now only in the S. West, but will soon be available in a Home Depot near you.

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I believe that there are no hard and fast rules in PE. Everybody has to experiment because we are all different from a chemical and tissue point of view. I think most vets here agree that low pressure is better than high pressure for best gains and that duration has to be assessed according to individual tolerances. A regular schedule works better than a haphazard one; and, the repetition of exercises has to be frequent enough that your cock doesn’t forget where it is you are intending it to go. For me, 5 days on with 2 off worked very well for a total of no more than an hour, after I was conditioned. I also did an initial trial of 6 days on, 1 off for awhile which worked. But a day or two a week gave me zip gains.

Ok, I can’t compete with avocet8’s imagination, but I will say that the TOTO is generating a nice tax free income. Please keep this on the down low.

I am one for always changing my routine, but for the moment, for a fully conditioned pumper, I think one of the best routines that I am currently doing is three to four 15 minute sets at 4”hg with massage or jelqing in between sets. Following the final pump set, I put on my broccoli band and massage/edge for 10 to 15 minutes at maximum expansion. I usually cum at the end, but if you think that is bad, don’t do it. I also always pump with a heat pad around the cylinder.

As far as days off and on, I don’t have a set schedule there either. I usually go until I feel I need a day or 2 off. This usually happens in less then 7 days, so I might do 4 on 1 off, or 5 on 1 off, or 6 on 2 off, just depends on my mood I guess. But keeping your cock guessing is not a bad idea.

LMAO at avocet8!

Thanks guys. I think I’ll probably end up with 3 10 minute sets daily or 5 on 2 off.