Captain's Log: Easy Pump

I’m going to use this thread to keep a record of routines, gains, musings, and anything else related to my pumping activities. Also if you want to talk about sci fi stuff, feel free to hijack.

I have only been pumping for a couple months. My starting erect girth was 4.75 inches. After pumping I have seen it as high as 5.25, but usually it’s around 5.00. In this thread, I’ll try to keep a record of what I’m doing and the erect girth after pumping, as well as girth on days off.

I started pumping with a home made set up I threw together with all sorts of tubes, valves, parts, and junk from various hardware stores, pet stores, plumbing supply etc. For the same money, I could have purchased a pump and tube and had something that worked the same and looked a lot better. After all that I don’t even use it. For pumping I use an empty plastic jar. I fill it half way with warm water, stick my boner in it, squeeze the air out and slowly let the jar take it’s natural shape. My routine for a few weeks now has been only pumping with this spice jar. I’m calling it easy pump, since I don’t think there’s a name for it. And garlic powder pump is too wordy. Anyway, it’s the method I like. Pop it on, get in the shower, or plop down on the couch for 20 minutes. Easy peasy.

Maybe this would belong more to the Progress Report section?

A few pics of your device would be nice.

Heil Marinera. I mean Hi Marinera, how’s it going? Give a guy a few minutes to take some pics okay? Please relocate this thread to wherever you feel it will most appropriately sit.

Here are some pics of my device. It’s a jar of Adobo seasoning with Plastidip around the rim.

1. Fill part way with warm to hot water.

2. Insert boner.

3. Squeeze air out.

4. Slowly allow tube to return to normal shape.

Nice and simple like all the best ideas :)

To share something in common with your SciFi interest, I give it the MacGyver award for creativity.

i always lump MacGyver into non fiction. Along with bigfoot and chupacabra shows.

Did 2 twenty minute sets today.

Post-pump girth was 5 and 1/16

Last week I pumped 2 or 3 thirty minute sets for a couple days. Edema looked great while hard. Looked disgusting while soft. Cut sets back to 20 minutes. Still get some donut swelling, but nothing major.

I agree. But my association was only because of the actor being in Stargate. Why doesn’t someone make a movie where a guy picks up a bottle out by Area 51, makes a penis pump and grows a giant alien dick?

(I leave the rest of the plot to you)…

Okay, I’ll work on it!

Did one 20 minute session this morning.
No retained expansion this PM. 4.75” EG

Did another 20 minutes last night.

Girth this AM was 4 and 7/8”

Another 20 minutes put it at 5”

That’s a very simple and interesting pump setup you have there. I’m curious if you have any idea the vacuum levels it actually makes?

No idea. I’ve never used a gauge so I don’t know what any particular vacuum feels like. It’s strong enough to stick to my body and cause the donut effect. I find I can control suction somewhat by adding or removing water. The more water, the less vacuum. OR the more water you squeeze out, the more vacuum.

Two 20 minute sessions last night. EG this morning was 5”