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Originally Posted by Lampwick
It was good of them to apologize, and to refund the cost of shipping.

(Is the delivery woman good looking?)

My thoughts exactly: Could be an ice breaker, if she is bold enough to be so inquisitive, I’d give her a demonstration.


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

Originally Posted by Shortshotnose
After all of these years, you still claim that this was for your “girlfriend”? Come on now.

Well, the butt plugs — maybe the most embarrassing of the contents — were admittedly for my own exploration ;) The ~8x6 dildo, though… definitely not putting that near my ass! :eek:

I just ordered a cylinder from LApdist… I really hope there is nothing on the box as I am living with my girlfriend in her parent’s basement! Anyone ordered from LApdist? is there anything on the packaging. I am not too concerned about it saying LApdist… but if it says penis anywere on that box I am doomed haha oh god.


Start (Aug.05): 6.6 BPEL x 4.375" EG

Now (Feb.2011): 8.6" BPEL x 6.0" EG...

Gains: 2.0" EL x 1.625" EG Way more than doubled my erect volume! PE for life. Anything is possible!

Don’t worry braindrain, it will just arrive with a discreet note: “ENCLOSED ARE YOUR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS, IN UNMARKED BROWN PACKAGING AS REQUESTED.”

Yeah, I just ordered a cylinder from PumpToys. The package was discrete, but my sexy mail lady still gave me that look. She knows the kind of stuff I order.


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba

Don’t worry braindrain, it will just arrive with a discreet note: “ENCLOSED ARE YOUR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS, IN UNMARKED BROWN PACKAGING AS REQUESTED.”

Oh damn … as long as its a discreet note then. (:


Start (Aug.05): 6.6 BPEL x 4.375" EG

Now (Feb.2011): 8.6" BPEL x 6.0" EG...

Gains: 2.0" EL x 1.625" EG Way more than doubled my erect volume! PE for life. Anything is possible!

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba
I’ve had a couple of nightmare deliveries after purchasing from companies that claimed to value customers’ privacy.

The worst was in college, when I had to pick up a package from a *classmate* who was running the mailroom in my dorm, and the company had put the fucking PACKING SLIP visible on the outside of the box, under some clear tape. The contents of that particular box (listed in big bold print on that slip) included a vibrator, butt plugs, bondage tape, and a big-ass dildo that my girlfriend had requested. If companies like Amazon don’t advertise the contents of a package on the outside, why the hell would a sex-toy business do so? :Wtf: It still infuriates me looking back on it :cuss:

May the wrath of God be upon all these fuckers.

I have to admit, that did make me chuckle somewhat. Although I wouldn’t like it if it happened to me :(

Elliptical Cylinder Review

Well its a little too early right now. I accidentally changed my routine I think for the better… Instead of doing 3 X 10min sessions @ 4-5in hg, I now do 1 X 30min session @ 5in Hg. The 3 X 10min sessions did not cause any temporary girth expansion. The 1 X 30min session gave me a .25 inch girth expansion. I eventually will up it to 2 X 30min sessions. Believe it or not my erection quality improved with 1 X 30min. I do use liquid Cialis 20mg every 3 days and porn to keep a fairly constant erection in the tube. Use a rice sock around penis for 7-10 min AND around tube for 30min. Currently averaging 5days on 2 days off. No permanent gains yet of course… will report on that later.

The elliptical tube itself is top notch, first class in my opinion. Made of thick-wallled Lucite, its very durable and no problems with seal or vacuum leak. BUT I did not like the brass Harbor Freight type pump that I got from Vacu-Tech. The pump had a major seal malfunction inside the pump cylinder. I was too lazy to send it back for refund. Maybe I still can since its about 33 days. I went to Autozone and got an OEM Mityvac vacuum pump and it works like a champ and is less than half the cost of the overpriced VacuTech pump.

Thanks for the quick review.

For what it is worth:

I am not pumping currently, but when I do I also pump one session of thirty minutes. I cycle the pressure and get great expansion doing that. Basically 3.0HG for 5 minutes, drop down to 1HG for one minute. Rinse and repeat.

Anyway, I got much better expansion cycling pressure like that than I did by staying with one steady pressure.

I got the idea from this article:

Bagman's Advanced Pumping Techniques: Effective Time
https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/lib1ap.htm

Can’t wait to hear more about the elliptical tube. I am wanting to get more side to side width, and it seems like that would be a good way to get it!

A buddy of mine from Iraq sent me a story and picture of an incident that happened. He said this was distributed to Battle Briefings. Well the story was a package was found buzzing at a mail room, EOD was called to investigate, they blew up the package. Inside they found (in their words) a silicon vagina replicant *aka pocket pussy. They showed a picture of the box with the receivers name still on the package and not blacked out. I am sure the boys on that base ribbed John Smith about his “package”


Starting BPEL= 6.7 " EG= 6.5"

July 2016 BPEL=7" EG=6.75"

Goal NBPEL=8" x EG=7"

haha… the case of the exploding pocket pussy!!! Poor guy!

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