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While I hang

While I hang

I get pretty bored while I hang so I started writing poetry.

There once was a man out on Venus
Who said, “I want nothing between us.”
Of our wedded bliss
The secret is this
I hang fifteen pounds off my penis.

:-k

I like it, keep um coming,

P.s. what are you hanging with?


"If your not growing your dying"

"That which does not kill you only makes you stronger"

Yeah, not bad and reminds me of the only semi-related limerick I can recall. If you’re getting bored maybe you should read older posts here while hanging.

Originally Posted by godzila
P.s. What are you hanging with?

Apparently 15 pounds :D


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Hanging with the homies

I once had a pump for my penis
My Friend said you might need to clean this
I asked him what for
And he said cause you poor
And I might want to .. Borrow it!

I’m abit drunk so it was the best I could do


Starting stats BPEL:8" EG:5.38" ________________________ Target BPEL:9" EG:6.5"

I hang while I read here at thunders,
To see how others lengthen their penis,
So I may get a better NBPL,
And have girls look and say “What the hell!”,
You see that’s how I get my kicks,
And how others do who stretch their dicks,
Pumping, hanging and ADS,
To make a penis that’s in their eyes the best.

Maybe someone can do better, as I clearly suck.

Grow, Grow, Grow your dick.
Stretch it down your leg.
Make it Long and Make it Thick
and all the girls will beg.

I know. I know. It is a flippant masterpiece.
This stuff just comes to me.


"Debate the idea..."

I wished my penis was bigger,

To get that girl with the figure.

I tried and I tried.

I bent and I pried.

But now I shoot a hair trigger.

:rolling:


Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics

- Leighann Lord

Originally Posted by catman
I wished my penis was bigger,
To get that girl with the figure.
I tried and I tried.
I bent and I pried.
But now I shoot a hair trigger.

Now that’s funny shit!

Why don’t you watch TV or play computer games while hanging?

Here’s mine..

I jelq, I squeeze, for extra protein, I eat cheese,
I hang, I clamp, and I use this IR-lamp,
I kegel, I measure, under all this pressure,
But I do get bigger, this is a positive trigger,
And now I’ve reached my goal, I can satisfy any whole!

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