My grandfather used to always take the palm reeds from those gathered at church on Palm Sunday and braid them into these “finger pulls” or chinese handcuffs for the grandkids. You use to be able to find them in every “5 &Dime” for 50cents. He lived in horse country and did saddle and tack work out of his home workshop. The idea came to me from a visit one day when he was braiding a bull whip for a customer. I asked him if he could make one of those PP’s for me out of leather (PP was Poppa Pulls), of course, I was going to use it as a “penis pull,” he said sure.
I started to pull out a piece of paper and began working on a design. He looked at me quizicly and said, “what are you doing?” I told him I needed a little customization in terms of diameter and quality. I told him I wanted the smooth side of the leather on the inside; this of course was difficult for me to explain, why. To make a long story short, I showed up a week later and he had made this unbelievable production, it could have been in Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. He tanned both sides of the leather for suppleness and appearance, embossed an intricate design, used a sterling silver medallion the size of a dime with my initials, and put this fancy “D” ring on the end (I told him I would use it as a key fob).
So, I am blown away and I said, gee, how much time did you spend on this? He replied, “you never asked me for anything, so I thought I would make it special.” I did not tell Poppa I was going to strictly be using it to lassoo my penis. Well, I took it home and had to try it out, it worked perfectly and the comfort was outstanding. Constriction of the braids firmly compress the shaft and by keeping the leather oiled lightly results in a grippy surface against the tender skin of the penis.
This was all fine and good but everywhere I went family members would immediately demand to see grandpa’s PP, so I always had to have my keys on it and sport it like a man with a serious set of keys. I could not keep up this masquerade with everyone wanting to see my “Penis Puller,” so I went to work to make a replica so that I could show people the real McCoy. It was so embarrasing, people would gawk over the craftmanship and smell the leather and go all “ga ga” over the sweet fob. It is the ultimate tool, sometimes it covers the head but most of the time I use it above the corona, it seems to enhance head size by allowing the head to expand in this position