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Stupid shit I have done with my Bib

Stupid shit I have done with my Bib

When I first got mine I decided to take it apart to get a grasp of how it works. Bad idea. Then I decided to make it better, well just more accomadating. I got even longer screws but they were the wrong ended type than what Bibster put on them originally. The differences between flat headed screws and round ends. I had a problem with them not being flush again.

So I posted eons ago, I had a few people say I was a crack pot, but shit I all ready knew that. The reason I did all this stupid shit was cause I didn’t read the hanger guide. I never understood that I could just tweek a hex nut here or there. In my tardsmart hindsight, I thought I needed to lengthen the screws for my girth. This of course can be circumvented by actually reading the prodict guide and posts in here. I am a complete dumbass.

Most insane idea I had but never did was enginner an underwater Bib mod. I wanted to hang while in the hot tub. What an idiot I am. That would have fucked up the gel cushioning and made half the shit get all rusty that has metal bits.

So in hindsight, just take the time to read instead of playing Thomas Edison on crack. I figured I would pass it along to the new crowd since maybe their is a busy body thinking of dumb shit that I have done before. Don’t do it! Just read.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I tried using a longer top bolt with an extra washer and a spring between the washers, like this: right side of hanger - washer - spring - washer - wingnut. I thought the spring would help keep relatively constant clamping force as the penis settles into the hanger. Pretty clever I thought.

Well, good luck finding a spring stout enough. I couldn’t. It’s amazing how much clamping force that little wingnut applies.

Hobby,

I would just like to say that Bib put a bit of research into these things before putting them out on the market. I think that may be an understatement of the century, but what the hell! I would bet a good bit of money that any crazy shit that 99.9% of us thought about it has been thought before by Bib.

I would still like to see an aquatic bib-hanger to use in my hot tub. Christ! I sit in there for hours and get all pruny, why not multi-task?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

You could use a homemade modified Bib, wrap with Thera, and use a loop of Thera down to your foot for tension. That’s all waterproof. Hose clamps are cheap. Buy a new one when it rusts.

You’re right about the thought that went into the hanger. Bib had already tried “my” idea and also couldn’t find a stout enough spring.

I did something stupid with my Bib too. Surprise!
Actually, I’m a bit embarrassed about this but as long as Twatteaser is posting in this thread I’ll be assured the levels are too low even for me to reach.

I thought it would be a good idea to cut a short stip of Theraband and glue it to the gel lining. Thus eliminating the need to wrap. Of Course it didn’t work and I wound up with a sticky penis and my bib is still a little tacky.


Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh! ~Howard Dean Illustrations & Diagrams PE -- What's it all about? Read this.

You just wait till the aqua-bib comes out. I will be avenged!


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

twat,

I can think of no reason you cannot use the Bib in your hot tub. It should not hurt the gel. However, if the water has a lot of chlorine, the screws, etc, might rust. When you get out, dry it off good, then put it in the oven at less than 150 degrees for maybe 30 minutes to completely dry it.

Let us know how it works. If it rusts, I will fix it for you.

Bigger

Bib,

Thanks for the offer. I won’t worry about it till May or so comes around. My hot tub is outside connected to my pool, so I can’t use it till then. It hought the padding would come off it cause of the polarized molcules in water. I can just see my mom catching me playing Betty Crocker with the Bib in the oven with it.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Some rumblings and ramblings in the mind of a madman concerning the Aqua-Man Hanging theory:

Would the warm water of the hot tub allow for any more leeway in having the weights on? Know would the head get cold or just not be detectable as cold saying that the tempeture was around 100 degrees F? Would the warm wayer and jet action actually be good for circulation and allow you to go longer on the hanging issue? What do you think?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Any takers on how how water and circulation would mix with hanging? I bet it really outdose a hot wrap. But for cool down like some do what would you do? Stick a cold can of Pepsi between your legs?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

The main problem I would have is fluid buildup in front of the hanger. Heat makes it much worse. Keep an eye on the area under the head.

I doubt the water would allow for extending sets beyond 20 minutes. Not worth the risk, IMO. If you’ve been hanging less than 20, the heat might allow you to hang closer to 20.

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