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So my mom found my therabrand

So my mom found my therabrand

I spent a week cleaning my little cave of a room up. I moved the bibs I had from under the bed and sequestered them away. I hid the weights too. But, I left these shittly cut strips of therabrand out. Well my mom comes in and starts cleaning the windows and of course asks me what they are. I paused for a second grabbed one and showed her they are an exercise device for resistance training. I calmly explained that I get cramps in my hand from years of throwing boxes at UPS and I folded one around and pulled on it to show how it works the hand muscles particularly the thumb. She bought it of course.

Luck I guess to be able to concoct a story on the spot.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Lol, smooth. B-)

I even grabbed 2 out of the four strips to show how you can double up the resistance for exercise purposes.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

That was so funny twatt, but I would have preferred to hear your off the cuff response, if she had found the bib and all those weights instead.

:spin:


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I would say it is a way to correct hammer toes and then show how my toes are curved.You take the toe hanger and put in your foot and lie face down on the bed with your feet hanging slightly off woth a tiny 3 lb weight. You change it every 20 minutes to regain circulation. 6 months from now after a pedicure I am a size 15 foot model.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

You never cease to amaze me, that was very plausible indeed twatt. I guess your mom is never going to cotton on to any of the experiments going on in your room, unless of course, you happen to get carried away and start making peculiar noises. ;)


Donate to Thunder's Place and help save the daffodils :spin2: , but remember to add an extra 30 cents every time :leftie:

I have talents in some areas, but my moral compass still functions. So I guess I will never become Lord Of the Grifters (con Artists) like I was destined to.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Classic.

Help me out: I’m flying overseas in a week. How am I going to explain to Customs the presence of 4 golf weights, a Captn’s Wench, 3 cable clamps, weights in 2,3,& 5 pounds, a couple of strips of Theraband, 2 cut-off baby socks and a mustard bottle of canola oil? (Man, that sounds like the PE version of Hunter S Thompson’s inventory in “Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.)

It’s an 8 day trip, so I’d really like to take come gear along. :)

RBM

The PVC wench will raise pipe bomb/gun concerns. Everything else can be explained.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

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