'nother idea (kinda verbose)
thanks big! (oh my god, you shouldn’t incourage me…)
i’m really gonna try to post a lot of my ideas and be less of a lurker, at least for now. actually i’m bi-polar (accounting for some of my extreme exuberance) and am in a very UP phase right now, so this should be a good period for me to sound off in anticipation of the BIG DAY OF MEASUREMENT, which i’ve decided to postpone ‘til new year’s.
man i am so psyched! also nervous. this is after like six months of hanging (albeit off again/on again). i am quite ready for billy’s willy to be the same old 7”. probably 7.25’, though maybe 7.5”. i don’t really think it’s gonna be 8”, but i would be SO HAPPY if it was. (if it were 7.75”, would that qualify me as a member of the 8” club?)
i do think it’s gonna be fairly thicker to, so i’ll let you know about that… as i recall my girth measurement was 6.5” (at base).
(my former penile measurement of 7” is “bone pressed” by the way, though there is very little difference between bone pressed and non-bone pressed with me for some reason — maybe .25” — is that because i’m very lythe?)
my “hanging from the ceiling” idea
okay, i’ve been thinking for a long time how to be sitting or reclining (as i watch tv, read, etc.) and having weight pull my dick from straight up, i.e., as if there was a pulley in my ceiling from which i could suspend the weights.
(i’ve experimented with OTS, by the way, and really don’t like it too much. i’ll have to keep at it, though, and eventually find a good OTS solution. involving my new bib starter might be a good route to that. i guess i’m primarily a BTC man myself … hahahaha…)
so anyways, last night i finally worked a new method out for hanging from the ceiling. again, like my unique wrapping material described in my last post (more on that in my next post), this probably will only apply to me, my apartment, and the unique equipment i have lying around.
(i’m total pack rat by the way, also a real tool guy — the nickname of my hometown is “tool town,” because of all of our tool factories (especially in the pre-depression days) — athol, mass. — so i am a total homegrown tool guy, as are pratically all of my local buds from around there.)
so, what i did was i attached a long bunge cord-like strap (which actually is a “paddle leash” for my kayak) to one of the bolts from which i hang my kayak from the wall of my living room (way up top near the ceiling).
beware! you really need something solid and very secure for this. the leash slipped of the bolt at one point as i was attaching it and the end of the cord whipped back and slapped me smartly on the forehead (happily missing my eyes), as if to say: “bad billy!” duh!
i wish i could attach an actual pulley from my ceiling — but i don’t think my landlord would appreciate that. also, i guess i could rig up something special, like a moveable frame with a pulley, but for some reason i want my solutions to be “easy” and not too “pe obsessed.”
i piled up a bunch of of pillows and was able to recline very comfortably. i even had a phone conversation with a friend (unbeknowst to him that i was stretching my penis!) it was totally sch-weeeeeet!
drawbacks: you don’t know that actual weight you’re hanging, because it is just the stretch of the bunge cord which applies the pressure.
i did it with my bib starter, but i know i can get even more pressure with my regular bib. all i’ll have to do is set up pillows a little further back and just string it out for more tension …
i feel like for the first time i’m really getting serious about hanging. the inner ligaments of my crotch are sore all day the next day after a hang. my penis is so sore and red and tender after an evening hang, and the poor boy isn’t even fully recovered by the next morning. the ligaments astride my testicles seem to be the sorest, and i have so sit and move rather tenderly.
and my friggin’ phat knarly hairless penis looks like a huge freak of nature, damn, and i don’t friggin’ care! plus, i’m starting to get a good handle on the various ligs and stuff making up my penis.
right now, my theory is that i should really concentrate on my suspensory ligs by hanging BTC, but that this should be done is serious conjunction with other angles, which i am (obviously) having a lot of fun with.
i’m gonna report on my newest wrap notions in a totally new post.
billy new year’s gonna-have-a-party-over-his-house