Keychain Hang

So i havent gotten around to making an ads, but i wanted to combat turtling and keep my dick extended as often as possible. I like fowfers but sometimes it can be annoying to keep readjusting if i get sweaty and my dick wont stay between my thighs, so i got an idea. I noticed when im soft my glans is much smaller and compressable. I tried to slip my head into one of the larger rings in my keychain and it worked! So i make sure the side of the ring that seperates to put things on it is at the bottom and slide my head into it. Im not sure how much weight it is but i added a mini hand sanatizer bottle onto the keychain, a binder clip that can hold other things and boom, light hanging just to keep my dick extended with a very slight stretch. Any input on this idea?

Be sure that this is safe. My mother works as a nurse here in Brazil and she says that is normal to see some dudes that put their penises on strange things like rings, water bottles, keychains etc. Just be sure that this is so safe that you don’t have to call an ambulance or fireman to put it off your penis.

Yea i know what u mean i was pretty cautious with it. Id never try it with even a semi chub. I constantly check it while i wear it to make sure its not cutting off circulation ar damaging my skin. Id like to come up with something safer but similar in size to use

Please use the correct form of English grammar. I am not from USA, thus there are abbreviations and slangs that I don’t understand.

Oh, what part was grammaticly incorrect?

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Trynagrow you can read through the guidelines about grammar and such in the link I provided.

Ok sorry guys. Didnt mean to make it difficult to translate. I dont speak very propperly to begin with so it takes a lot of concentration for me to remember spelling, grammar, avoiding slang, ect. Will try my best to do better