hanger for a truck driver?

Can anyone recommend or help me brain storm ideas for an ads that would work well being a truck driver? I’m in the truck for about 6-8 hours a day. I was thinking about using theraband or whatever it is called. I would wrap my penis with it and install a hook device and use a bungee cord with the hooks. Do you think that idea is plausible?

Of course with the bungee cord I’d fasten the one side to my penis and the other end I would hook onto the steering wheel underneath. And they come in different lengths and sizes so I could play with the tension

I would use a vacuum hanger for comfort. I recon you dont want to hang heavy but rather for at least 30-60 minutes a time.

Yea, my it is my beliefs but I think more time in the hanger with slightly less weight would be more beneficial than 30 minutes a day with more weight.

Yeah I think a Vac hanger would be the most comfortable. There are many around and monkeybar from the forum has a thread on it.

A hook is already attached and you can add anything to it what you want and attach it anywhere in the truck.

Just dont exit with the hanger on.

I’ll check those out. And yea I’ll try to remember to unhook… that would be painful. Lol

Tie it to the floor but be careful on the bumps.

^ lol.

Remembers me of an old nasty story on TV about a trucker using a fernfahrer-muschi which is a hilarious name in german (trucker pussy) .
He put animal liver into a thermos jug and fucked it. I could never forget that story. Gladly today we have fleshlights ^^.

[No offense meant, outmost respect for truckers!(ex freight forwarding agent)]

Lol yea. I was looking for the vac hanger and I couldn’t find it. I found monkey Bars website but it said the original vac was retired and working on a new model. Anyone have any ideas?

Lol that’s gross… it does get lonely out there I guess.

Lg hanger comes to mind.

Ach du lieber Himmel! Der frankfurter in ein fernfahrer-muschi!? Never heard that one before. I would like to have seen that film.

(Of course in the USA, a frankfurter is a nickname for a hot dog which is sometimes used as a colloquilism for penis. So no insult to your place of residence, Dickerschwanz. But you probably knew that anyway. Cool story, man)

Just get the Vacextender 4.2 cylinder, ring and compression sleeve. That’s all you need for hanging. Email Monkeybar and explain what you need. He will set it up for you.

Autoextender Penis Enlargement Device

It was a report about in an “erotic” TV magazin in the 90’s. Used to watch it when parents where out ^^.

And yes Im a Frankfurter, from where the Frankfurter Sausage comes from, pun intended.
Btw. the german sausage Frankfurter Würstchen is exactly the same as a Wiener Würstchen(from Vienna)

But what I aim for is more of a fat Bockwurst

We are a very very sick country lol.

Ecto, why would you suggest the vacextender and not the vac hanger?
Whats the difference for you?

A quick look at the Autoextender website I could only see the Vac4.2 components associated with the extender. Whereas the Vac3 was only associated with the hanger. Could be I just didn’t look hard enough. This is why I suggest contacting Monkey bar on his website and ask about the components for the Vac 4 without the extender part.

If anyone needs a photo, let me know, I’ll post it up here.