Golf weights at work
Well, as I am typing this e-mail I am hanging with two(2) golf weights.
I was skeptical at first of fear they would fall off.
Today I visited the local hose and fitting store and was asking about large o-rings.
They told me I could virtually get any size 0-ring I wanted with a minimum order of $20.00.
Here is where the brain kicked in.
I remembered when I was adding an addition on to my last house that I had to get the plumbing inspected. Well to inspect all the sewer lines you had to fill all the pipes with H2O. Doing this before any of the fixtures were installed. Thus, this reminded me of the test plugs that I had to use to plug the pipes with water in them for inspection. I went to Home Depot and got one of those 2” test plugs that are used for testing 2” water lines. I removed the rubber ring which has a 2 1/4”OD - 1 1/4”ID. I shaved the ID down to where it would snuggly fit over the gland with my foreskin pulled over. I first slipped on two weights then slipped the snug fitting rubber ring over the gland and shazamm.
I am walking around the work place with no one being the wiser. As my gland is a little over sized compared to the rest of the unit this is working out very fine. Also, I am wearing very loose fitting and baggy jeans.
This is working out so well, tomorrow I am going to try three, maybe four, maybe even five golf weights.
Wish me luck,