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Excuses for a Bib or other hanger?

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Excuses for a Bib or other hanger?

I’ve become really lazy about leaving my Bib in not-so-hidden places.

Anybody have any good fibs prepared in case a certain someone stumbles across this bizarre apparatus and asks its function? The weights and wrap aren’t nearly as hard to explain.


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Last edited by Para-Goomba : 05-09-2004 at .

If the certain someone is your partner, let them in on the news, it makes things a hell of a lot easier. If it is someone other than that I would suggest keeping it in a shaving kit bag close by along with all your other paraphenalia. I would hate to try to explain the Bib, but some kind of medical device for the finger comes to mind and it has brought up before by a member here, but I can’t recall who.

Alice

my mate once saw my bib and asked what it was, i told him it was for weighing stuff… dunno if the bought it :)

It corrects hammer toes.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

The best excuse would be partly true, like it holds lead soldiers still while its being molded/painted :p

A device for hanging dildos up in the closet.


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Hmmm. I don’t find any of the serious excuses convincing enough, so I may have to go with BG’s and hope the laughter ends the conversation.


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I always thought that if I was caught hanging, I would say that I was doing foreskin restoration rather than making my dick bigger. For some reason it might seem less preposterous. If they noticed that I am uncut, I would just say “See… it works!”.


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Melvin, that’s brilliant! I agree 100% that foreskin restoration would be a less embarrassing explanation.


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How about forearm strength device? Can explain it as being attached to the end of a broom stick or the like and the forearm is worked our with various wrist movement.

You can then go on to and say how you know women like big thick forearms and you have always felt yours were small or that average sized forearms just weren’t enough, and you found a great website about Forearm Enlargement or FE for short.

Heheh, that’s an interesting idea Trips. Do you own a Bib though? The device is so elaborate looking, I feel like any explanation like that wouldn’t be sufficient. Who knows…


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Nah I just started PE a couple of weeks ago. I’m looking at starting hanging somewhere after the 2 month mark. I have seen a pic of the BIB though.

Could always just say something like a clamp for a hose or in your best fugedabodit voice say donworryabodit.

>>donworryabodit<<

This is a good first reply, followed by the “closet hanger for my dildos” response if the person badgers further :)


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Originally Posted by trips
How about forearm strength device? Can explain it as being attached to the end of a broom stick or the like and the forearm is worked our with various wrist movement.

You can then go on to and say how you know women like big thick forearms and you have always felt yours were small or that average sized forearms just weren’t enough, and you found a great website about Forearm Enlargement or FE for short.

I’m going to base my excuse on trips’ excuse. Mine is going to be a wrist/forearm massager. You are supposed to put it on fairly tight, and flower/rotate your hands around so that the inside of the bib can increase bloodflow to the lower forearm, wrist, and hand. I work with my hands at my night job all night, so I guess that will work for me.

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