AFB Videos

Deliberately low quality to spare cost,* three new video clips are posted at

http://penis-en largement-manua … 002/weights.htm.

— Double wrap and attaching the AFB (45 seconds)
— removing the AFB and wrap (5 seconds!)
— hanging 30 pounds

*if Thunder will let me, I'll upload broadband versions as well - 6-7 times larger.

So guys (and ladies), what do you think of my first video production? :)

Going there right now! I can’t wait to make mine this weekend.

Man, you’re so cheap I’d marry you if you were a woman.

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That kills me. First, I really appreciate see a wrapping. You did that way quick! I’d appreciate a better quality video if possible of that.

Commentary: I especially thought your sideways swing and ‘look at my ass’ stance at the end of the long one was great… nice touch, Spielberg.

Hey Tom,

I can’t get the clips to open. I only get source code. What other format do you have and how large is large?? Meg wise???

OK,

I got it to work by pasting the link in to Media Player. I think you need to upload the higher quality files. We will figure out how to compensate for them one way or the other. Maybe hack some more from DW’s Forum. Don’t tell her I said that though.

iMovie ???

You mean MeMovie? Hey, I’m open to suggestions. These files are absurdly small - my original 22mb movie file compresses to 179k…!

I’m just winging it. Suggestions welcome.

Throw the 22M online and lets see the difference.

I can’t get them to work either - just source code. Tried C & P into QuickTime - that didn’t work either. Any chance of saving them in a different format?

lil1 :littleguy

Thanks for the video! Mr Hubbard, you are a young Steven Spielberg. Need an agent? I know talent when i see it! You have this film major humbled! Way to go. Thanks for having the balls to make a video for us who have yet to hang! TT

Can you say Academy Award??

The nominees for best PE short…….Tom Hubbard……..

I saw them with “Windows Media Reproducer” - that’s the literal translation from Spanish - and I think you have got across the ideas you wanted ie. effectiveness and efficiency of the hanger.

From what has been said above I don’t know if you are going to have larger files available, but I would like to see a close up of the glan (hanger in place) both before and during hanging.

AS many guys with heavier weights (myself included) find the hanger tends to ‘slide’ down the shaft bunching the skin behind the glan, and some prefer to have the wrap slip over the glan, I would like to see how the AFB reacts in the same situation.

Hope I have expressed myself clearly.

PS. Nice flaccid ;)

These files were saved using "Windows Media Format," which I felt confident about because it opened automatically in Windows Media Player (and then said "Gee, boss, I can do this in Internet Exploder" and opened them in the side bar of the browser window.

Even Opera was able to open them. Even the Mac was able to open them (in Quicktime).

The only "problem" is I have a spanking new 2gb P4 machine with XP and the latest version of Exploder - I don’t waste time with Netscape unless I have to - and so I don’t know anything about the backward-compatibility of these things.

Unless you have DSL/cable, you may not be too excited about the 10mb Windows Media Player download at

Quicktime is also available free at http://www.appl … ktime/download/ - I don’t know how large a file it is, because I’m too lazy to download it and find out.

I have the latest version of the WMP, it is just if I try to zoom in or increase the size of the image too much, it becomes distorted and I can’t see what I wanted….ie. the reaction of the hanger in relation to the glan once weight is added.

It isn’t important, as I’m never going to make it anyway…the BIB is ok for me at the mo.

I’ve replaced the videos with larger higher-res files - world of difference (if you can see them!)

Excelent videos! Nice to see how someone else does it. You’re a marketing genius. I have a feeling weekend sales of grey electrical conduit & swim caps will be on the rise.

Thanks!!