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Dyson 4000

Originally Posted by capernicus1
You guys are cracking me up, it’s nonsense !
Just think about the mechanics of it, for a start the rings have very limited range of adjustment so the chances of them getting a good grip are slim.
Then what happens as you stretch your flaccid ? It gets thinner, so what happens to the grip then ?
Also if they start off next to each other and do actually get a good hold what do you think will happen ?
And the base part that pushes against the groin is a farce, would never work unless you sat holding the thing constantly at 90 degrees, would just fall over.

You have a point. I can’t tell from the pics how you adjust the clamps. And it has to be right

Originally Posted by cantlook
I think I am seeing it the same way as rootsnatty, the spiral looking part, not as a thread, but as a spring slid over a rod that runs the whole length of the device. The only way that would work is, as you said, was using the spring to pull instead of push, unless the scissor mechanism has spring to it as well and the long spring restricts it.

You and roots could be right. Had another look at the pics and are none with device is a stretched position. Whether it is a spring or a screw there is no indication how the adjuster works.

Originally Posted by cantlook
Put a boxing glove on the end and with the right adjustment of the spring you can use it to catch a roadrunner.

Yes!

You notice also the site says ” men all around the world have used it ” yet there’s no way to buy it ! Haha

Originally Posted by capernicus1
You notice also the site says ” men all around the world have used it ” yet there’s no way to buy it ! Haha

Ya, and I looked up the IDW award for industrial design that it references on the front page and I don’t think it is a real thing, or at least it didn’t pop up on Google. For a prank, this is VERY elaborate. I mean it looks better than the sites for 90% of PE products.

I have seen something like this years ago.

Originally Posted by marinera

Found

http://www.medgadget.com/2007/05/ed…sy s_4000.html

That article is 7+ years ago. And yet so beautifully engineered a piece of equipment has never shown up here.

It would be great for one of those ‘guess what it’s used for’ questions in 200 years time. :)


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Although that article does say the product website is probably a prank :)


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Zoiks; lotta discourse.

Originally Posted by dickerschwanz
I think its Xeno himself who is the inventor of this device. It reminds me of the cock coffin.


I’m barely smart enough to figure out the latter, let alone the former!

Purely academic as this thing doesn’t exist as far as we’re able to tell, but for the sake of thought exercise (or for the prankster who’s feeling out his/her potential clientele), perhaps suggest an appropriate to the otherwise apparently well designed device of a closure mechanism based on the concept of a wing nut closured hose clamp…something thereby adjustable (i.e. tightenable) whilst under longitudinal tension and thus ably to accommodate the attendant Poisson ratio thinning of the material being stretched as per capernicus’ observations.

Seems like a simple enough modification to me…maybe the Dysonator is listening…

xeno


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Well with that information still not sure if it was a scam or not.

The product by the other name “extensys 4000” actually used to have an order page. You could either contact them by email or phone to place an order. They didn’t have an online order form.

However in 2007 they did have a link to Amazon claiming they sold it there at that time. No idea if it was truly sold there or not.


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Originally Posted by bhcentral
Marinera you have a crazy PE related memory. Can’t even imagine how you found it.

He really does, it’s wild.

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