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You know you're a PE addict when...

…you have something irritating the shit out of your eye, and you won’t stop your jelqing session to take care of it.

I sat down on my toilet to start my jelq session this morning, and I had a mild itch that needed to be scratched. So I rubbed the corner of my eye, then after I was satisfied, I grabbed the baby oil, and started jelqing. 1 minute later, my eye starts to burn in that corner. So instead of stopping my workout, I decided that my forearm would be good enough to take care of the problem. As I’m jelqing, I sneak my forearm up to my eye, rub real quick and guess what? Yeah, I got an eyelash stuck in my eye. So my eye is burning and itching from the eyelash for the next 5 or so minutes as I jelq. Here I am, sitting on a toilet, hands covered in baby oil, pulling on my pud, and squinting like a madman all in the name of PE. But I guess when you have a tight schedule, some sacrifices need to be made.

So, thank you little eye: you took one for the team this morning.

(Update - the eye is feeling better. No more itchiness and burning, and the red is almost gone.)

I sit here smiling reading about your eye. And I have weights hanging off my dick on a beautiful summer day when I have so much to get done, or so much I could not get done at the beach or something but here I sit………..I’m so disturbed.


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Might as well join the club, too! :dissap:


I am building a Canadian Maple for the lovely beavers....eh!

How were you able to keep it up enough to continue jelqing, I would have went flacid as soon as my eye started to burn.

You’re HardCore to the bone.

later…

Just think, Dino. You *could* go to the beach and hang too. Just wade out to where it won’t be so obvious. ;)


8/1/02: 5.75" BPEL X 4.5" EG

6/1/03: 7.5" BPEL X 5.75" EG as measured midshaft with a snapped chalk line....

superstroker, that’s funny. I am glad you acknowledged the sacrifice of your eye.

You guys are great for sharing this stuff.


You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Zig Ziglar

Maybe the nuns were right -

PULL ON THAT THING AND YOU’LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny story SS-

I can imagine, two spirits sitting there watching:

#1: Well that was fun, told you he wouldnt find his socks…

#2: Now what’s he doing… ?

#1: Look, he’s pulling on it again, My God, what is he thinking?.

#2: Well at least he’s determined.

#1: This is silly, look at that, who thought of this nonsense?

#2: Seem to be a burgeoning effort amongst guys now, but few know about it.

#1: I bet he’d stop if I smacked him, I’m gonna smack him on the back of his head.

#2: No, I bet he would not, look at him, he’s sweating with the effort.

#1: I bet you he will, I’m going to do it, here, hold my martini.

#2: No dont smack him. Poke him. Bet he doesnt stop.

#1: I bet he does, yeah, I’m going to poke him, give me that stick…

#2: No wait, here, here’s an eyelash, stick it in his eye, that’ll smart a bit…

#1: Ok, Ok, ready, here we go… wait, he’s moving, ok - there, it’s in.

#2: He didnt notice. No, wait, there, ohhh, that burns I think.

#1: He’s not stopping. Look, he’s still pulling on it.

#2: See, told you, he’s not going to stop. Wow, he’s really pulling there, see that?

#1: Naw he’ll stop. Look, he’s grimacing, all squintly, any second now.

#2: Hah, see, he’s trying to get it out with his arm. He’s not going to stop.

#1: Jeez, his veins are all sticking out. His eye is tearing. Look at him.

#2: See, he’s dedicated, he wont stop. He’s doing it with one eye closed.

#1: Damn, you were right. All right, I’m going to hide his keys again…


Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.

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Originally posted by DarkTrick

#1: Naw he'll stop. Look, he's grimacing, all squintly, any second now.

#2: See, he's dedicated, he wont stop. He's doing it with one eye closed.

LOL!! :D Damn that’s funny, DT. Sad but true, this is what it would have looked like to an outsider. I tried the one eye closed thing, but it only helped for a few seconds. I found that blinking excessively and shaking my head occasionally helped a little bit.

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Originally posted by jojo

How were you able to keep it up enough to continue jelqing, I would have went flacid as soon as my eye started to burn.

It was truly a test of determination and will at that point. Amazingly enough, the burning and itching was no match for the power of my dick. I averaged about an 87% erection level during this episode.

Re: You know you're a PE addict when...

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Originally posted by SuperStroker
…you have something irritating the shit out of your eye, and you won't stop your jelqing session to take care of it.

That one struck very close to home!


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If you don't take the time to do the PE exercises how do you expect to gain? The fairy godmother of PE?

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#2: See, he’s dedicated, he wont stop. He’s doing it with one eye closed.

You know how they say owners start to look like their dogs?….

Damn it! I can’t believe someone has revived this topic. I am NOT addicted to PE. Really, I can stop any time I want…Just dont’ want to. But I could, really, I could stop…


Running a Massive Co-Front.

You know you're a PE addict when...

… you see an object, and you wonder how it can be used as a stretching device.

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and he was showing me these new drumsticks he has been practicing with to help build up his chops. These drumsticks were THICK. I swear, it would be like playing drums with tree limbs. Anyway, when I saw them, the first thought that came to my head was, “I bet could use that to stretch with. Maybe an A-stretch. Yeah, I bet that would work.”

Re: You know you're a PE addict when...

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Originally posted by SuperStroker
… you see an object, and you wonder how it can be used as a stretching device.

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and he was showing me these new drumsticks he has been practicing with to help build up his chops. These drumsticks were THICK. I swear, it would be like playing drums with tree limbs. Anyway, when I saw them, the first thought that came to my head was, “I bet could use that to stretch with. Maybe an A-stretch. Yeah, I bet that would work.”

I just had to laugh at that. I do the same thing. Every trip to Walmart or Home Depot has become an adventure in answering the question, “Hey, how could use that to make my dick bigger?”. Sometimes, I just wander from section to section looking at things. People must think I’m either a wacko or a potential shoplifter.

Re: Re: You know you're a PE addict when...

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Originally posted by MX
I just had to laugh at that. I do the same thing. Every trip to Walmart or Home Depot has become an adventure in answering the question, “Hey, how could use that to make my dick bigger?”. Sometimes, I just wander from section to section looking at things. People must think I'm either a wacko or a potential shoplifter.

I’ve had store clerks follow me around for this very reason :)


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