You know you're a PE addict when...
…you have something irritating the shit out of your eye, and you won’t stop your jelqing session to take care of it.
I sat down on my toilet to start my jelq session this morning, and I had a mild itch that needed to be scratched. So I rubbed the corner of my eye, then after I was satisfied, I grabbed the baby oil, and started jelqing. 1 minute later, my eye starts to burn in that corner. So instead of stopping my workout, I decided that my forearm would be good enough to take care of the problem. As I’m jelqing, I sneak my forearm up to my eye, rub real quick and guess what? Yeah, I got an eyelash stuck in my eye. So my eye is burning and itching from the eyelash for the next 5 or so minutes as I jelq. Here I am, sitting on a toilet, hands covered in baby oil, pulling on my pud, and squinting like a madman all in the name of PE. But I guess when you have a tight schedule, some sacrifices need to be made.
So, thank you little eye: you took one for the team this morning.
(Update - the eye is feeling better. No more itchiness and burning, and the red is almost gone.)