WTF with this measuring tape
I was noticing that the inches on my laminated measuring tapes are longer than the inch on my carpenters roll out measuring tape I use. It also fails the test with the other ruler I have.
So I’m thinking, check the inch measurement on your measuring tape to make sure it is a real inch. If not you may have more girth than you think.
And if you have measuring length with it your penis may be longer than you think.
My measuring tape is 2/16th off the mark,is yours?
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