Worse Public Insult I've Ever Witnessed
When I was a young buck of about 20-21, I often hung out at a very popular pizza joint near my house. It was always packed with people between about 16-25 or so, and a lot of hot chicks.
One night an acquaintance of mine (not really a “friend”) got into a heated argument with his very hot girlfriend. They had been fighting for some time and it was pretty rocky.
He finally blurted out, “Fuck you!!! I’m finished, I’m going to find some new pussy!!”
Without batting an eyelash she shouted back, “Add 2 inches to your dick and you can find some ‘new pussy’ right here!”
Needless to say, the entire place fell into riotous laughter. Even the 300-lb Mama mia Italian immigrant slapping the dough burst out laughing. He became redder than the tomato sauce & fled the establishment. I don’t believe he ever came back in there (I never saw him there again).
That was shocking, to say the least (and quite a comeback from her). :o