My dick is all about myself.
A few years ago, I had this girlfriend who told me that I had “a cute little dick”. So to her it was cute and small. I hated that. I’m bigger now and discoloured. No girls ever tell me it’s pretty and some even ask questions why its colour is uneven. On the other hand, but pretty much all of them say it’s big and I get good physical reaction from them. I like it much better. I’m a twisted pervert. I don’t want my dick to be a pretty boy, I want it to be a big tough toothless brawler.