Why I started PE

Welcome beenthere.

Beenthere, Esac,

I think its great that you’re doing PE, but the comments from your gf’s come off as negative. I thought it was wrong for one gf to look up penis enlargement pills for beenthere, while Esac’s gf said “so what are we going to do about this size issue?”

It seems like they’re trying to change you, and I think thats wrong. If they aren’t happy with how you are(penis size), they should deal with it or move on. Don’t give them the power to poke at your ego, to push a few buttons, and you’re doing what they want, such as making comments about your penis size, and the next day you’re stretching and jelqing your dick. If a woman sees that you’re weak, they’ll take advantage of you. Definitely continue doing PE for yourself, not for your Gf’s. I wouldn’t even tell them that you’re doing PE, just keep it to yourself.

esac,
>Well I wasn’t kidding when I asked her, and she adamantly opposes it. <

I had the same problem, but I resolved it (my wife has a very hot fat ass that just begs to be plundered). .
Takes time and attention, and you’ve got to really want it. Soon all you’re going to have is time -so the odds are in your favor :D
Make her a deal: You’ll “do something about this size issue” if she does something about her reluctant stance on ass fucking.

—Cap

The first time I started to really think in more a more concerned way about size was quite a number of years back when I lived in an apartment complex.The walls weren’t thick at all and I could hear this woman having sex, and she made very loud noises and would even hollar out things about his size occasionally too during it. He had a bad alcohol problem and at that time I had heard that is why they broke up.

A few weeks went by and she started seeing this other guy. I could hear the bed bumping but no noises at all from her. I knew he must be smaller and I’ve never forgotten how much of a difference there was in her noise from one guy to another.

Hey guys not to get off the subject.

But earlier today I posted this web site kinda like a JOKE for esac to have his woman tighten up her PUSSY. Because of the small dick comment she made to him.

But I started to read the site myself and all these women who have bought this thing have been able to tighten up their pussy’s some up to 80%. I am going to order one of these devices for my wife tonight. Official Site of the One and Only Original Kegelmaster ~ Kegelmaster Worldwide I will let you all know how it goes. I figure me growing my Dick and her tightening her Pussy that makes for a good combination.

The power of the big dick can almost equal the power of the pussy, because once they have you pussy whipped and you will do anything for some sex they got you. But if you got the dick of there dreams and you know it well need I say more. I think we should call this dick whipped!

Yeah Dino,

That guy might be “pussy whipped” but she’s “phallus flogged”.

I agree with Secjay. Just make sure that when you kick her face in it’s after you came all over it.

<<Yeah Dino,
That guy might be “pussy whipped” but she’s “phallus flogged”.>>

Laughing my ass off! You guys made my fucking day!

GOTTABHUGE!

Gotta-

If you think that’s funny, check this: Dino eats bugs.

I am glad that I am on the same brainwave as Nick the genius.
He is a legend! Glad to be riding the same tide!

Dino - I have actually given my girlfriend a flogging with my dick before.

Here’s the story: she didn’t like me doing PE because she thought that it was a delicate little organ that can be damaged easily, I showed her how to do a uli etc and she flipped saying OUCH that’s gotta hurt! So I slapped her with it to show her how strong my prick is. Didn’t slap her in the face though it would have left a nasty bruise (on her)

It actually hurt her when it felt like nothing to me. LoL :D

“Now do you believe me that I have a mega-master dick babey?”
“Yeah”

:D

maxwell,

There’s nothing wrong with the Kegelmaster since it’s just strengthening muscles by making Kegel exercises easier and more efficient. I can’t believe women would do the surgery unless they have one of the infamous “cow pussies”.

CaptnHook

They taste like chicken :)

Secjay

You can probably hit her across the room

MDC - the only reason a cow pussied lady would get the surgery even, is because she already dropped several kegelmasters into her bottomless abyss, and can’t afford to keep buying them on a weekly basis.

I am guessing the ladies who *NEED* to get the laser surgery, would have just as much luck hiring out Bush’s “Star wars” missile defence for the day…

Dino, it’s semi-retractable, it gets longer as you swing it. Anybody seen “Indiana Jones” use his whip?

“Kwa-Tshhh!”

Talking about size comparisions I made the fatal mistake of asking my girlfriend where I “fitted in” on the wang ladder. Out of around 50 guys she said “there was a guy who was really small, I couldn’t do much with it”. Fantastic! just wanted I wanted to hear, 2nd to last out of 50.

A little while later she said “no I remember now, he was drunk and couldn’t get it up”. Woohoo, now I’m last. I guess there’s only one way to go and that’s up from here. Also if a girl says it’s a “nice size”, chances are you got a small one! (talking from experience here).

Cheers

baldric69,

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