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Where might Uli be?


where might Uli be?

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(2/6/00 1:32:54 am)

“I began with a length of 7 3/4 inches, circumference of 6 inches, and am
now at 9 1/4 inches with a circumference of 8 1/2 inches….

….My meatus is nearly 9 1/8 inches in circumference, so large my girlfriend sometimes experiences pain during sex unless I keep it very slick with lubricant.”

This guy is claiming that he’s 9.25 x 8.5 – and 9.1” around the glans. But that’s not all….his girlfriend will ‘sometimes’ experience pain taking his 9.1” of cock head girth if he isn’t well lubed….sometimes.

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And he’s saying he’s about 9.1” girth at the head – so, that would be well over 55 ci (I don’t know the length or taper angle of his glans, so I can’t come closer with an approximation of displacement).

I’d like to see photos of the 2-lb dick, that’s thicker than my 8.38” wrist. But I do not want to run into the gal who can take that, without lube, and only sometimes experience pain.

Uli’s Routine

That was his routine, and he was a big bastard and very helpful

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

If I squish my hand at the knuckles with my other hand, that’s about 9” in circumference.

That’s a fist fuck.

Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

“Where might Uli be?”

Uli is now living on a small, rural island in the middle of the pacific, where he has become the colonial chief, passing down the wisdom and ritual of the sacred Uli squeeze. He has founded an island where all the male inhabitants worship him and walk around with 6-8 inch thick cocks and the women bring him daily offerings for the blessing of orgasmic virtility he has bestowed opon them.

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world: and that is an idea whose time has come.

Thunder, I remember you saying something about him having moved to some island in the middle of nowhere. I thought I would make it sound even more adventerous. lol

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world: and that is an idea whose time has come.

I like gottagrows story more than “he moved to some island”.

Peing since--November 2003

My answer is who cares?

I mean, from what I’ve heard, he got all offended that people didn’t believe him and demanded pics, and so he went offline permanently because of it.

So, regardless of whether his gains were fictional or 100% true and unadulterated, who really cares, so long as the exercise works?

He’s probably bullshitting people on another forum. That’s just a guess, never knew the guy.

One foot to go

Anything is possible I mean look at Fatcock LA. Personally, I don’t believe it, but that’s just my my opionion. I mean for fuck sakes, 9 inch+ head girth??? That’s like a small person.

I have a huge tumbler I drink water out of and the base is about 9.5 inches around. No woman could ever get that in her mouth, and I doubt few could get that in their pussy. If they did, it would have to be pure torture for them.

But like I said, anything is possible…

"The world is a one way mirror. What they see, is what you see. What do you want people to see?" Women. If you're going to swing...swing for the fucking fences. "The reasonable man insists on adapting to the world. The unreasonable man persists on having the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress in the world is made by the unreasonable man." "Success is not a surprise."

The expression ‘horses for courses’ springs to mind :p

I remember him saying that the only women who could enjoy his girth was an older women who had given birth to several children.

Starting 6.75 EBPL 4.85 EG Goal 7.75 NBEL 5.5 EG

I vaguely remember him saying something about going to a nude beach with his wife/SO and people gawking at it. I think that was him.


Originally Posted by bigblackstick
I mean for fuck sakes, 9 inch+ head girth??? That’s like a small person.


His girlfriend could use a frisbee as a diaphragm.

But no, seriously, her pussy must look disgusting from all that abuse. Good exercise, though.

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