What size constitutes "long and thick"

I have been surfing these dating and sex sites that have an entry for dick size. Usually the range is something like this:

short, average, long, very long

and

thin, average, thick, very thick

So my question is this. What, in your humble opinion, is the boundary for long, very long and thick, very thick. I did not want this to be a survey, I want your uninhibited opinions.

- OHL

Length (NBP)
short, average, long, very long
<5, 5-6, 6-7, 7+ length

Girth
thin, average, thick, very thick
<4.5, 4.5-5, 5-6, 6+

In my opinion.

What sort of dating sites are you visting OneHungLo?

Hey man… I know that site. It’s the only one I know of that asks it that way… it’s known as a scam site and has continually ripped of users for a long time. It’ll keep booking money off and shit, not to mention that most people there are just bots to make it look like there’s a ton of users.

Actually Para, it’s AdultFriendFinder and their associated sites. No, Sky, its not a scam, but there are a lot of fake profiles, and plenty of real ones. The fake profiles are usually just trying to sell websites.

I have found several great lovers there. Sure, there are plenty of crazies and freaky people, but some lonely people too.

I was thinking 7.25 BP x 5.5 would be ok for long/thick, what do you guys think?

OHL

Indisputably Long & Thick anywhere in the world?
8*6

Size queen Long & Thick?
9*7

Before you all jump on my shit- think in relative bodybuilding terms:

A muscular 16” is a relatively large average arm [=6*5+]
17” will get noticed by most around the world [7*5.5]
18” will inspire awe among most except for Cali-Venetians [7.75*6]
19” will get a look in Venice [8.5*6.5]
20” makes you player in the Junior Nationals [9.25*7]
21”- you are huge. [10*8]
Anything over 21” and you’re officially monstrous- like that guy with all the silicone in his arms.

So tell me- what makes a “big” arm? It is all relative, no?

[Aside]
I've sported the 20”+ gun- now? Just taped at 17”- and I haven't trained at all in a month, arms at all in six months and seriously in 5 years.

At 15”, 17” seemed HUGE- after 20”+; 17” seems relatively insubstantial

7*5.5” seemed good-sized before I got 7.25*5.75”, now it too seems insubstantial.

Will 8*6 still seem huge if one gets to 9*7?
[/Aside]

At 7.5 x 5.125, this evaluation, ‘specially from a respected vet, makes me quite happy.

IMHO OK.

Good points, andro. When you measure your arm, do you flex it, or do you hold it straight up and have someone measure the unflexed midsection? Just wondering. And speaking of the guy with all the silicone in his arm, he is completely f’ed up. Completely.

I am setting my new goal to 7.25 BP x 5.5 but still holding on to the distant possibility of 8x6.

OHL

Really? That place sure looks like a scam: 23-year-old hottie craving all cock! It’s a bit hard to swallow.

But, please, tell us some of your stories from that place. I’d love to hear them.

Sound’s about right. But that’s NBPEL, I’d think.

And of course, you mean 6+ for “very thick,” don’t you?

Motivated, like i said earlier, lots of the profiles are girls (or guys) selling their website. The 23 year old girl craving cock is probably one of those, and she will ask for your email address and tell you her *real* profile is on another site (pay, of course). It’s not hard to tell the fake ones from the real ones. If the pics are high quality and she doesn’t even look at your profile, then you know it’s a fake.

With that said, I have been PURSUED by an 18 year old before. Just a horny girl that liked my profile and pics. We still chat but I will never give up anything else. Way to young. Lesson #1 - Find out how old they are before you meet.

As I type this two women have popped up IM chat windows to talk to me. One is a lover, an incredibly sensual woman that just loves to fuck. She is unhappily married, as I am. The other is a fat redhead that will never see my cock. I usually ignore her, unless I am bored, then we talk dirty or she sends me pics of her big tits. Wich brings up Lesson #2, get full body pics BEFORE you meet.

OHL

All very interesting, OneHungLo. I believe everything you say. But it is hard to believe. I mean, we all know that women can score just about any guy with a simple smile, unless they are particularly unattractive. So why would any woman need to resort to an approach like this? There must be something about the virtual aspect of it that appeals to them; they can keep themselves distant from interested men, until they feel comfortable about them. Or something like that.

I’ll definitely keep lesson #2 in mind, to get full body pictures before meeting them. As for lesson #2, well, as long as she’s legal, go ahead and PM me the details for the 18-year-old!

Have you actually met these women in person and scored?

I posted this in a other thread a week ago. The women in this forum were discussing what was, extra small, small, average, big and extra big. But they only discussed length.

Extra small: -5,0 inch, Small: 5,0-5,5 inch, Average: 6,0-6,5 inch, Big 7,0-7,5 inch, Extra big: 8,0+ inch

My opinion about girth would be: small 4 inch, average: 4,8-5,2 inch, Big: 5,6 inch, Very big: 6,0+ inch