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What size constitutes "long and thick"

SMALL: Anything less than 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

PERFECT: 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Too Fucking Big: Anything over 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Anybody who tells you any differently is full of crap. (Though it’s subject to change when my stats do!)


What you believe means nothing.

How you love means everything!

Originally Posted by Slender
SMALL: Anything less than 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

PERFECT: 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Too Fucking Big: Anything over 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Anybody who tells you any differently is full of crap. (Though it’s subject to change when my stats do!)

OK, so roughly 75-80% of all men have small dicks, correct? At least according to your opinion?


March 2003 5.7" EBPL 5.0" EG

Currently 7.7" EBPL 5.1" EG

Goal 8.0" EBPL 6.0" EG

According to slender mine is perfect then.that makes me feel good, I just measured it 2 days ago. Exactly 7.25 x 5.5

OneHungLo how do you describe your measurements on there?

This thread is hilarious.

Slender I was with you on the whole perfect cock-size paradigm. Truly I was…but, I just gained .25” in EL. So, I have to respectfully disagree. See now I’m thinking 7.5” BPEL X 5.5” Girth is perfect.

It’s just my opinion. You understand; you have opinions of your own.

And for those that think a female comedian (partcularly Joan Rivers, who is well known for her obnoxious over-the-top exaggeration) is any reasonable indicator of what most women think about this subject… Well, I urge you to have more discussions with women who aren’t comedians. Although comedians do tend to make conversation fun only a talented few do it with the truth - Joan is not in that number.

And the guy who thinks 6” Girth is normal… Well, it’s normal for him, but he is in a very select group of men statistically (as I’m sure Slack and others who know would agree). Make no mistake a 6” girth means a fat dick.

Well. This has been fun.


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After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

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Originally Posted by JK.Lancetrainer
OK, so roughly 75-80% of all men have small dicks, correct? At least according to your opinion?

It was a joke, dude! I’m just saying that *I’M* the definition of perfection. Get it? It’s like, anybody who drives even a tiny bit slower is a “sunday Driver,” and anybody who travels even a little bit faster is a “Maniac!”

Oh, MR. Happy, I agree with you, and add this: Don’t listen to women to get the idea of the perfect penis! The other day my wife is joking around with another friend of hers about dick size, and she holds up her hand to mock a cock she can’t get her hands around. THIS, from the same woman that makes me stop as soon as I get my third fucking finger inside her twat! Get REAL!

Go for what you want, THEN find the woman that fits it!

Oh! Congrats on your next 1/4” gain, Mr. Happy!


What you believe means nothing.

How you love means everything!

Originally Posted by UserName86
OneHungLo how do you describe your measurements on there?


I put average/average, righ now I am 6.75 BPEL x 5 EG. Had one girl tell me I was above average right out of the blue. Don’t really know why she even said anything.

- OHL


Started 10/1/04 Approaching 7x5, Going for 8x6

Long and thick is about 9” x 6.75” (BPEL x EG).

Yeah agree with Uncas.

Uncas!


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

Slender: Gotcha, I sort of realized that a few moments after I replied. You have to understand that sometimes my latent retardness manifests itself even though I try my best to hold it back. :D


March 2003 5.7" EBPL 5.0" EG

Currently 7.7" EBPL 5.1" EG

Goal 8.0" EBPL 6.0" EG

I just measured BPEL 8.0” x EG 6.2” and I still feel that my unit is small. For this I blame the fact, that I have never seen other than porn actor dicks in erection. And those are usually huge.

Don’t forget the viewing angles in porn.
You usually get the worst view on your dick.

Just take a look at some of the dick pictures of other members here and you’ll get a more sane view on dick length, less obtrused by the used view :)

Ys


She said you had a small dick huh? Well just remind her of what Tom Arnold said about his soon to be ex-wife, Roseanne, when she said very publicly that he had a little dick - "Hell, even a 747 looks small when you put it in the Grand Canyon". START: 2004-12-06 EBPL 6.70" BPEL, EG 5" CURRENT STATUS: Full Healing Break (Plasticized ligaments need time to heal -- Beware the rotating manual stretches ;) ) 2005-01-07 EBPL 7.68", EG 5" GOAL: EBPL 8.5" (ENBPL 7.9"), EG 6"

Originally Posted by Slender
SMALL: Anything less than 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

PERFECT: 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Too Fucking Big: Anything over 7.25” x 5.5” girth.

Anybody who tells you any differently is full of crap. (Though it’s subject to change when my stats do!)


I just feel bad all over now.


09-2003 BPEL:6.0x5.5

11-2004 BPEL:8.25x6.25 . . 9+ by Spring is the goal AIR CLAMP

Now BPEL:8 5/8 x 6 5/8 PE Weights

Originally Posted by Monty530
I just feel bad all over now.

It’s just a JOKE. OK? A Joke! I meant to make people laugh, not feel bad!


What you believe means nothing.

How you love means everything!

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