Obsessive compulsive disorder - okay it was joke. ….. maybe.
But you know what else is a joke? All the “I do it for me BS”.
Gee, then what? You going to play golf with it?
You want a bigger dick for “YOU” so that “YOU” can stick more dick in “HER”.
Be it your S.O, your wife, or your boyfriends mouth !
AND SO DO I.
Lets get real here. The last 3 comments I heard were:
“WOW” that feels chubbed.
“If it goes in any more it’s going to be in the back of my throat” (said between gasps during intercourse).
“O’yea! that’s a fucking big dick”, WOW, go slow I’m tight”.
But I do it for me? Yea right. I do it for comments like those.
I do it to please my wife? So do I. Because pleasing her into making comments like those, rocks my world.
Even if its only temporary, at that moment I get to be “da man!”
King of my fucking world.
And you know what else? Most chicks DO prefer bigger dicks. Period.
Sure they’ll fuck a little dick, even enjoy it greatly. Even fall in love and marry the guy attached to it.
Same way you’d fuck her, even if she didn’t measure up to your fantasy of ideal beauty.
And I bet you’d still find it in you to blow your nut too.
Give her the big bone and somehow you get to be just that much more of a “man” for some reason.
Yea I know it’s fucked up, but that’s just the way it is.
Doesn’t mean they’re all on a quest for the biggest dick they can find,
but the ones that HAVE had a big dick will tell you;
“now that WAS an experience”.
SO lets get honest here. We all do it for one word: POWER, in one form or the other.
Because in some ass backwards way, having a big dick is suppose to equate to power.
The same reason you go to work and try to get paid more than the next asshole. POWER.
Except I think money is going to get you more of the “POWER” and faster than a big dick will.
Most people can smell money more than they can smell a big dick, long before you whip either out.
The real reason I PE?
I just want more meat at the dinner table during Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter.
I was gonna say, RootCap's hot. - kitten