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What is your true goal?

To walk with pride in the showers.


Starting Stats: 7 BPEL x 5.75 MSEG (April 14, 2010)

Current Stats: 7 BPEL x 5.8125 MSEG

I took this journey in a hope that having a bigger unit will obscure other issues in my life :)

As for the title of the thread: see the signature. I’m just a little shy of being able to stimulate her Anterior Fornix and it’s too hard to go for the G-spot because of my existing size. So, I figure, just a little more length to stimulate the ‘A-spot’ more consistently should do the trick.

Originally Posted by Gimli

.. And buy a shirt that only has the picture of a camera tripod on the front, no wording. I wonder how many chicks would smile or laugh (I would guess not many as I know a lot of girls who would not even understand it).

A friend of mine would reference a “birth defect” when talking to women, but not actually say what it was. At some point they would ask and he’d say “One leg is longer than the other two”. It didn’t usually go over very well, but it was fun watching him bomb with it. :)

Originally Posted by Gimli
It is in the works my friend! I want to be a human tripod, and buy a shirt that only has the picture of a camera tripod on the front, no wording. I wonder how many chicks would smile or laugh (I would guess not many as I know a lot of girls who would not even understand it).

Hehe chicks pick up on big dick, no explanations needed! They’ll smile and laugh all the time anyway ;)
Would be a nice shirt though :D hilarious

Originally Posted by Johanson
A friend of mine would reference a “birth defect” when talking to women, but not actually say what it was. At some point they would ask and he’d say “One leg is longer than the other two”. It didn’t usually go over very well, but it was fun watching him bomb with it. :)

If you’ve got a big dick then you don’t need to mention it.. Chicks know this better than us. The biggest dicks keep quiet!
Some girls and a few of my friends were out for drinks, and one mate bragged about his dick all night. I overheard one of the girls tell the other “pee-wee” and giggling.

It’s like the rich guys.they don’t ever say “Hey! I’m loaded!”. There’s no need, it’s understood!

I understand your guys comments, and in reality if I were truly trying to pick up chicks I would not sport the tripod shirt, but I am just talking about wearing it every now and then if I were going with my buddies and drinking at a bar or something. Just a night where I’m trying to have fun, not a hook up night ;) . Besides, I am a LONG way from tripod status anyways. Right now I am more of the “Hung like a horsefly” type:) .

Gimli


Start: May 12, 2007 BPEL: 5.551" EG: 4.646" FL: 3.051" FG: 3.858" Please Fill Out My Survey: Click Me!

Now: July 13, 2007 BPEL: 6.250" EG: 5.500" FL: 3.346" FG: 4.488"

Goal: BPEL: 7.000" EG: 6.000" FL: 5.000" FG: 4.750"

Originally Posted by ShaggyDog
My goal is to RULE THE WORLD!! WHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Or something, you know, whatever.

Did you forget to take your medication again Pinky.

-The brain

Originally Posted by Gimli
Right now I am more of the “Hung like a horsefly” type:) .

I would disagree.. 6x5 ain’t that bad, we’re the same size. A formidable tool in any situation :D

Im 7.4” EL x 4.8” EG, Id like to get up to 9” EL x 6.5” EG….I dont really care about FL, i dont see the reason…but im 5” FL, and im sure it will get bigger. I think the girth will be harder to gain, but it just looks too skinny when erect, girls seem to love it, but to me it seems skinny, when I pump before sex, i look like a monster, but its only temporary..Im 8.2”BPEL

Originally Posted by Gimli
Right now I am more of the “Hung like a horsefly” type:) .


Reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw: “I’m as smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein”.

(Einstein apparently did well with the ladies, though, so who knows?)


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

New goal: to be 1.5 inches bigger in length and girth, then the final average I find in the study I am doing. Study is linked to in my signature :)


Start: May 12, 2007 BPEL: 5.551" EG: 4.646" FL: 3.051" FG: 3.858" Please Fill Out My Survey: Click Me!

Now: July 13, 2007 BPEL: 6.250" EG: 5.500" FL: 3.346" FG: 4.488"

Goal: BPEL: 7.000" EG: 6.000" FL: 5.000" FG: 4.750"

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