What is your penis weight?

Im trying to find out,who weighs there penis? Need an onest opinion.

I never heard about weighting the penis. I wonder how I shall do that

First you have to remove it from your body.

I don’t need to weigh my penis to know it doesn’t weigh near enough.

Would that be empty weight or full weight?

I don’t know; I’m waiting for the day I fly a budget airline and they charge me excess baggage for it!

Penis Scale

Thanks Size. That about covers it. :)

12.71 ounces when erect according to a little penis volume calculator that I found.

What length and girth did you plug into the equation?

You can put it in a glass of water and get the volume. Some of you math wizards could then come up with a weight from there couldnt you?

What if you got a sufficiant size glass put in a certain ammount of water like two or three cups. Then put in a 1/2 pound weight, a pound, and a pound in a half. Marking the water displacement on the glass as you went. This would in effect make a scale would it not?

No. You would be measuring volume that way, not mass.

To weigh it, we’d first have to agree on what we’re weighing. So, just for discussion purposes, the object being weighed is defined as a fully erect penis, “bone pressed,” without any scrotal tissue.

To gather the specimen for weighing, the erect penis would be placed in a guillotine-like device. An extremely sharp blade would be placed on top of the shaft of the penis, with the side of the blade pressed firmly into the abdomen to expose as much of the top of the penis as possible. Another very sharp blade would be placed along the underside of the penis between the scrotum and the penis. To dismember the penis, both blades would simultaneously move towards each other as quickly as possible, meeting perpendicular to each other. The severed penis would drop into a container to assure that any fluids exiting the tissue would be included in the weighing process.

So, we just need a volunteer. I’m busy.

This is also something that could probably be done using a MRI machine or some other imaging technology.

Once you know the volume of a substance, you must then know its specific gravity in order to calculate its mass. For instance, a cup of water would be lighter then a cup of mercury, because the mercury has a higher specific gravity.