1. I’m sure you’ve noticed that ponies are growers not showers.
2. But when they DO show, what a show it is!
Well, number one above definitely describes me, so why not be number two as well? Something pony-themed would be cool, I thought.
Then I remembered years ago when my wife and I used to shop the toy sections for the kids and there were these little pony dolls made by Hasbro for little girls called “My Little Pony”. They were really cute little girl ponies, with sexy eyes and flowing manes and pretty faces and curvy bellies and a nice butt and — well, I often told the wife that I was going to just drop my pants right then and there in aisle 19 and let that sweet little pink one over there have it right in the ass, and then I’d— *ahem* - sorry. I have to catch my breath.
So now you know the dark side of M.L. Pony, heh heh heh-h-h-h — and how he got his name!
(Wife’s reaction is a topic for another thread, but since I started PE she’s begun to ask for pony rides fairly often.)
"Never say neigh-h-h-h"