Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
[March 2015] 5.5" BPEL 4.5" EG
[January 2016] 6.25" BPEL 4.75" EG
[Goal] 7.5" BPEL 5.25" EG
Mr B. Dog finds that if he whacks his dick with a hammer, it turns purple, and shrinks up for a week.
Mary was a dirty slut and that's why she got pregnant. She loved God's giant, holy penis.
Pictures: Bruno's Progress Pictures
Current: BPEL - 7.438" EG - 5.375 (base EG - 5.688") FL - 4.250" FG - 4.438" [19.150 ci]
Future Goal: 8" x 6" (2 red bull cans stacked on top of each other)
"Give them nothing, but take from them everything."
Started: 7-01-05 BPEL 6.50 in NBP 6.00 EG 4.75 in Now: BPEL 7.5 in NBP 7.0 EG 5 inch (midshaft) Goal: Girth!!