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What does everyone's username mean?

Ah, well…

Welcome to show business.

Maher has a point.

Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

I was born a very, very long time ago.

Bumstubs was the nickname of Abraham Lincoln.

By the way, that was bullshit. I have no idea, it just sounded cool when I thought of it.

[March 2015] 5.5" BPEL 4.5" EG

[January 2016] 6.25" BPEL 4.75" EG

[Goal] 7.5" BPEL 5.25" EG

Mine is spanish for “man who drinks a lot and has nowhere to go”.

Mine is kind of simple. In surfing, skimming, or skating.. When you nailed a sick trick or move you killed it.

Originally Posted by Maldonaldo
It’s latin for “Bad Donald”.

I thought it was so original until I saw how many other people are using it.


Man, I was hoping you were a fan of Mike Maldonaldo. He is a great Skater from Philly. I guess I was wrong.

Burzum is a Norwegian Black Metal band.

Originally Posted by sparkyx
Mr B. Dog finds that if he whacks his dick with a hammer, it turns purple, and shrinks up for a week.

Originally Posted by Smallja
Mary was a dirty slut and that's why she got pregnant. She loved God's giant, holy penis.


“haija” means snake in Arabic and I want my penis to be as long as the biggest snake in the world..

I was going to choose anaconda.. but that was too big in my opinion :D ‘cause I still want to be able to have sex with women when I hit my goal.

2006 is the year I joined :)

I used mine because I’m ‘No_longer_avg’…..

maxtor hard drive - > maxo user name.

givethemnothing is just the what I used for an email address because I got tired of think of user names that were already used. But it comes from the movie 300. My favorite line in the movie, its also in my signature. I like the message, and the warrior mentality. I studied and competed in MMA for years, its how Im conditioned to think. because in the end when its a chose between win or lose, I chose to give them nothing, but take from them every thing. If your not into MMA, then you probably don’t agree, but such is life…

Current: BPEL - 7.438" EG - 5.375 (base EG - 5.688") FL - 4.250" FG - 4.438" [19.150 ci]

Future Goal: 8" x 6" (2 red bull cans stacked on top of each other)

"Give them nothing, but take from them everything."

I had a friend who was a confirmed bachelor. He said he could never give up “random encounters”. One day at lunch he said “I may not hit bottom, but I’ll sure bang the hell out of the sides!”.

One day I’d like to hit bottom, but for now I too am just a Side Banger.

11 JULY 2007 - BPEL: 5.5" EG: 4.75" NBPEL: 4.5"

11 JUNE 2008 - BPEL: 6.75" EG: 5.0" Base EG: 5.5"

KingPole is my Sensei - Goal: Just a little bit more - Progress/Routine - My Pictures - Perfect Measuring Technique

Mine simply means the “equipment” I was given, is no longer stock. 2001 is the year of my car.

Started: 7-01-05 BPEL 6.50 in NBP 6.00 EG 4.75 in Now: BPEL 7.5 in NBP 7.0 EG 5 inch (midshaft) Goal: Girth!!


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