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What does everyone's username mean?

Aye Cappy, but did the kids chase you around the house with a clock?

"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Nay Steve, but the little tykes dance before me eyes the whole day through regardless of where they be.

Before I started PE I had a conversation with a girl about the correlation between the size of a man’s penis and the size of truck he drives. I drive a shortwide truck and I feel that it kindof fits.

"You can't judge a fisherman by the size of his boat, but a bigger boat sure makes his job easier!"- unknown "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean. Yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat!" - Jeff Foxworthy June 2002: BPEL:6.5-6.75" EG:5.5-5.75" ? (Toilet Paper tube girth) October 2003 BPEL:8.0" EG:6.5" mid 7.0" @ Base February 2005 same :( New Year's Resolution: Lose 15 lbs and break this stupid plateau!!!!

BigHouseVinny actually spent some time in Minimum Security. The Big House was next door!


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428CJ, Nothing to do with the size of my unit. Everything to do with “muscle cars” Esp. the Ford Mustang.

A man should eccept his limitations…and change the ones he can’t!!!

In reference to how my gains are going to come.

Mine is a form of self depricating humor. I’m really not tiny, but in context to what I’d like to become I think its appropriate. Maybe someday I can change my user name to “Big John”.

Pihkal = Fauven

Mine is my last name backwards (kemmer), minus 1 “m”. I play competitive computer video games and my online name use to be “Omega,” until I found out every 13 year old and their brother uses that name, so I went for something NO ONE else had! :D

TGC Theory | Who Says The Penis Isn't a Muscle?

"To leave the world a better place, to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived is to succeed." - Emerson

Most people have already figured out what my user name means. Obviously, my parents named me “Metal.”

If I ever reach my PE goals, that’s what I’m going to do: go Yippee every time trusty Private Peckerhead pokes his head out of the foxhole.

Then I’m going to find a random urologist, and in my best Homer Simpson voice I’m going to shout ” I got a bigger cock! In your FACE, professional medical opinion! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! “

Uhm, then I’d have to explain I didn’t mean it literally, of course…

"I just said it was big, honey. I never said it was pretty. "

- Me, a year from now.

… to label myself as the only intelligent primate to practice PE


STATS | G O A L : 8.5" x 6" BPEL | STORY

Back into PE after 3 year pause

I’m feeling kinda lame about my nickname about now, but who knew I was gonna stick around Thunder’s that long, I had my doubts in the beginning, but here I am.

And by the way, for those “thick headed” people who ask Anna all those stupid questions, my nick means that I want a dick that is 8 inches long.

If you didn’t get the joke please read the thread (especially Anna’s Posts)



IW8 4/2003 5.5 BPEL 4.5 EG 218 lbs 4/2004 6.875 BPEL 5.0 EG 198 lbs

Next stop 7.0 BPEL !

Well, mine simply means: “If you fuck with me, I’ll kick your ass barbarian style!” :D


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