Welcome Candy

When does Candy come back DW?

I didn’t see any Candy. Did you see Candy?

:wave: Well Hello Candy!, it’s only me, yours truly, at your service. :mwink:

Now about that note from Sixer, I’m assuming it leans towards the far end of the watch out scale, but take no notice, he is ALWAYS exaggerating, the things I could tell you. Heck, I’m in no particular hurry anywhere, so sit yourself down, make yourself comfortable and I’ll fill you in on exaggeration exactly, for a start.

Take the name Sixerman :uhuh: itself, for example, you could be forgiven for assuming that this would refer to some measurement or other of a particular appendage, Hell No!, nothing could be further from the truth. As I recall, the original name was going to be Man, short and so easy to remember, but therein lay the problem, it was too short, yes well, anyway, the Man bit was fine, but it desperately needed to be expanded in some way, so naturally he thought of numbers to add to the length. One, would have sufficed, but it seemed somehow to suggest, obvious shortcomings, so he, well in fact it was we (I help out where I can), passed on that and moved quickly on to TwoerMan. Of course I don’t need to tell you, it looks too much like TowerMan, so that brought us to Three, but I pointed out the risk of someone dropping the ‘h’ and then where would we be?. On therefore to FourerMan, not good, sounds too much like hard work, well yes, a mammoth task indeed. FiverMan was too confrontational, so how about SixerMan then?, I liked it and so did he, it had a certain ring to it, though it wasn’t the ring of truth for sure, oh no, not by any stretch of the imagination or, whatever.

But of course by now (no surprises there at least), the floodgates were open and we shot up and up until it got quite fantastic :rolleyes: and so inflated, we were actually gagging just getting our mouths round it, well naturally we couldn’t go on, in this direction and as you have no doubt guessed by now, we retraced our steps and settled on SixerMan, job done. But Crikey!, every time it pops up, I think, my! my!, though, touch wood (not that you could), he appears to be getting away with it, so perhaps it’s best, if we keep this little conversation between ourselves, just you and me and DW and anna of course, if you want to share a little.

There you have it then, that’s one big mystery cleared up and as I said before, if you need anything substantial, you only have to ask and I will drop everything, trust me, I will!.

PS Don’t worry, SixerMan and I are the best of friends, we really are. :nodding:

Are you for real Candy, btw?

I was looking at this thread and it seems Candy can nowhere to be found…hmmmm?

Candy,

I got a question for you:

First off, welcome aboard at Thunder’s…

Second I was wondering what does it for you…length or girth? :jumpred:

Or maybe both? And what drives you wild?

Am I the only one who finds it suspicious that John Edwards looses the election and we suddenly have a new female member?

Candy, I jest. Hello! Any friend of DW’s is a friend of mine and I extend my welcome to the zoo. If you encounter any problems navigating the place, just contact Roussie - he is by far the most grounded member. Any questions of a metaphysical nature should be directed to TwatTeaser. Political commentary will find it’s most stable audience in Sex&Guns. Anal sex inquiries are the forte of 789.

Now, for the most relevant, longterm criterion by which we can gauge your usefulness on the boards:

Do you like turkey jokes?

Yore gnu phriend,
-Cappy

Hey Cappy, you mustn’t have been notified, Anal Sex is a job-share now?. RWG hasn’t retired or anything, he just couldn’t keep up with the volume of inquiries on his own. :noreally:

Anyway, he advertised for an experienced assistant and it was no contest really, it’s just the ticket, ‘RWG/789 - The Dream Team Corporation’, very successful too, I believe it’s flotation is imminent.:leftie:

Psst!, do you think there is some Candy about?.

I think Candy is just a fignewton of your imagination.

Maybe Candy is DW’s name for her kitty.

Do you mean her pussy? Oh I get it, Candyland.

Sorry to be the bubble burster but…… Pop, Pop, and double Pop. :rolleyes: Candyland isn’t open to the public.

My pussy isn’t named Candy or any other proper name. Then I would have to name my breast and my ass also.

WTF are you guys on??? :D So you think I open a thread in the Main Forum welcoming my pussy to Thunder’s? ROFL :rolling: Alrighty Then!!!

Now I’m wondering??? gprent is your member a member here also? :D

Here is the real deal about Candy. She is my neighbor. She popped over just now on her way to work. She has been experiencing technical difficulties and has been unable to get online. She has solved that problem as of this morning. When she gets off work this afternoon she will be back and is looking forward to chatting with all of you. :)

:uhuh: I knew there was a Candy all along DW! :bigwink:

Good to know, because the name Candy is not on Thunders Register. At least not yesterday.

Oh, and of course, everyone has a name for their member, perhaps not not registered on Thunders though. At least mine isn’t. Hmmm, he could come on as a special guest star I suppose…

Roussie-
I stand corrected (always better than being corrected while bent over). What very little 789 lacks in enthusiasm is always made up for (in more than mere inches) by RWG.

“Ne'er a man has ranted
Nor romantically unraveled
A desire to be implanted
On the road less traveled -“

- From “Ode To A Regular White Guy” by CaptnHook

:uhuh: Of course I knew this all along.

Cappy, you knew too, didn’t you? Trust good old gp to use his head and get to the bottom of it all :nodding: before I made a right idiot of myself, talking to imaginary people, in public.

gprent where is Thunders Register? I even did a search for Thunders Register and could not find it. Do you mean the Members List? :confused: