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PirateSteve,

I was actually just thinking today (on my walk home in -15 degrees) how nice it must be for all you guys in the Southern States not to have to go through winter. It’s not as bad as you think though, being brought up in this kind of stuff, you kind of come to love it. There’s outdoor hockey, skiing, uh, that’s about it I guess. But it looks beautiful outside when everything is covered in snow, and the air doesn’t seem so smoggy when it’s cold out. Sometimes you hate it, sometime you love it.

Anyway, I’m sure you’re having a nice read over there is your 30 degree (celcius) weather :) . I didn’t know so many Canadians went there every winter, do they stay the for the whole season? I have been actually, but just for a week or two.

Alright, drink some water for me :) .

Mick,

Many stay the entire winter. I think they are mostly the farmers. Others stay a few weeks or a few months, enough to thaw out perhaps. Hollywood Florida, one of my favorite little Florida spots, is largely french speaking in the winter, and even into the summer months. Wonderful people, those French Canadians. The last few years have thinned the numbers with the exchange being so bad, but I am guessing now that our dollar is sliding quickly that next year will be pretty crowded again.

And for the record, there is one Canadian winter sport I actually do really like. Curling. Did it for a winter in Michigan. Seriously fun. The rest of the cold, well I am glad you enjoy it. You have a bunch left this year!


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Hi Pirate Steve,

Just a quick note to thank you for this thread on the benefits of increased water consumption. Certainly an appropriate time for committing to healthier practices and the added benefits of increasing flaccid hang is a fabulous motivating kicker! I refill my 1/2 L bottles as you do and using the bottles allows very well for tracking intake.

Believe it or not I think this thread has provided further encouragement for me to substitute water for several less healthy beverage choices. I have for the past week alternated bottles of water with cups from my habitual morning coffee put and have cut caffeine consumption in half. In the evenings as the urge to grab a beer/wine/scotch comes up, I find myself again reaching for the 1/2 L water bottles (which I keep about 8 in the fridge now).

By the way, I haven’t posted very often but wanted to respond because of the encouragement and motivation I see you provide to many including myself. Also, I definitely had to reply when you mentioned Curling as I am a huge fan. The ‘Season of Champions’ starts in February with the Canadian Women’s Championships followed by the Men’s a couple weeks later and finally the World championships. I don’t know if you get the Canadian Sports Network TSN via satellite but each of the week long tournaments are quite enjoyable.

Thanks again, just finished my 6th bottle of the day. Cheers!

Tooco,

I am so glad you decided to post in my wet thread! I always make it a habit to catch at least some of the Curling fun every February. Perhaps we can start a Curling thread when the fun starts? And I am really pleased you are dumping the rotten drinks in favor of the water. I did it in the same way as you, substituting water for other drinks. It didn’t take too long before I didn’t even want the other stuff anymore, and I see you are heading that way too. I didn’t start my original experiment to get “healthy”, I just wanted to see if my penis really would hang lower. But golly, I can’t deny the positive impact water has had on me overall. And me penis did get bigger too. Win win.

And thanks for posting Too, it’s your posts that keep me motivated. We are all in this together! Now, when some young lady notices your bulge, be sure to give her a fine, “arrg” See kids, yet another convert to the health and happiness that only Pirate Steve’s patented penis enlargement system can give you. Other systems want you to do evil things, but the Pirate’s system is just pure, clean water. Here it comes….

Drink more water, get a bigger penis!

**Always drink responsibly. Drinking more than 20 liters a day could be hazardous to your health. If you have kidney problems consult your doctor before drinking water. All rights reserved. Subject to change without notice. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Thunder,

Being slow, I did not think of that until you mentioned it. I wonder if it is too late? Perhaps I can wrangle an endorsement…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Do I smell a partnership? With 10 m i l l i o n hist a month, there has to be a huge market. We could bottle our own Penis Elixir - no salt, MSG, or artificial color added! I still remember being a kid. If you had told me then that people would one day pay more for water than for gasoline, I would have laughed you out of the state. Apparently, instead of laughing I should have been buying stock.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

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Originally posted by Gaby
>Water can take all the salts out of your body and make you really ill.<

Only if you drink, distilled water.

Why would that be?


"Because, Darling, I'm not that drunk."

I have been drinking roughly 8 imperial pints of water a day (just over 4 litres), since reading this thread, and yes flaccid hang has improved, thanks Steve!

But when I converted 4 litres to pints I realised that a US pint was different to a UK/imperial pint. When you goto a bar in the US and get a beer what measurement does it come in? If it comes in a pint dont you feel cheated as a US pint is less than an imperial (UK) pint?


:chicken:

Seems to me this also proves gains arent permanent? If you stop drinking water and lose an inch of stretched length in a week.

Renegade, I see you are not a Buddhist. What is permanence? An illusion. Nothing is permanent in the entire universe. As far as water and flaccid hang goes, if you keep drinking water the hang will be large (and you will stay healthy as a byproduct). Stop drinking water and your flaccid hang will decrease. I say it is a small price to pay for hang and health!

Melvin_UK posted

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But when I converted 4 litres to pints I realised that a US pint was different to a UK/imperial pint. When you goto a bar in the US and get a beer what measurement does it come in? If it comes in a pint dont you feel cheated as a US pint is less than an imperial (UK) pint?

Melvin, you bring up a good point. I am going to have to go right down to my pub and make some comparison tests ;)

And Cabbage, I don’t have a clue as to why distilled water is bad, I only know I have been told my whole life that is the case. I just accept it as being so. Perhaps they are merely hiding something from us. I drank distilled corn squeezings in Georgia a few times and it was a real fine time I had, I tell you. And that didn’t do anything bad to me. Well, other than the eye and the brain damage…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

I had a personal experience with over hydration and it really takes a lot to over do it.

I signed up for an ultra distance bicycle ride across america where we averaged 180 miles per day. The second day was through the deserts of Arizona with temps up to 117 F. During the day, I consumed a little over 6 gallons of water trying to stay hydrated and cool. This was 4 years ago and I knew nothing of over hydration. I made it through the day, but the next day I felt like hell. The signs were just like dehydration and I couldn’t eat without throwing it back up. I was feverish, had no energy and had trouble drinking. Finally, one of the more experienced riders told me what was going on and mixed me up some goop heavy on the electrolytes. After 100 miles on that stuff, my body started to respond and I was back to normal.

Anyway, 6 gallons is somewhat more than 20 liters and it’s really hard to drink that much. I wouldn’t worry even up to 10 liters a day as long as I was eating plenty of salty foods.

By the way, is pussy salty?


I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.

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Originally posted by PirateSteve

I still remember being a kid. If you had told me then that people would one day pay more for water than for gasoline, I would have laughed you out of the state.

As a young tyke I remember hearing a ridiculous rumor that one day people would pay to watch televison.

Hey Pirate, since you are one the inventors around here maybe you could come up with some sort of EverGlades Aligator Juice Health For Men Water. I can see it now with a NASCAR sponsor ship and everything. I think I smell $$$$$ in this!!!

Endorsed by PE forums everywhere, Adkin approved for the low carb life style. Come on guys lets help with the advertising campaign slogans!

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