Warning....

To all those interested in penis enlargement pills I will share my story. These work just as the ads say,after week one I experienced increased blood flow and my flaccid size increased. Week two,PRESTO, I took one pill at 8:00AM and at 8:30AM my penis grew 4 inches. This much growth in 3 weeks. My skin couldnt accept the new growth and burst,causing 4 stitches and the urologist advising me to only take half of the dose of the “AMAZING penis pills”.

I figured everyone needed a little humor after all the “can I masturbate?”posts,etc. Everyone have a good week.

“Just lay on your ass,take a pill,grab a soda and chips,and watch your dick explode with new growth.

Thanks,Cj0057

Sounds like bullshit to me, prove it.

Damn,lighten up noname,it is bullshit. HAHA

cj0057

Where can I buy these pills? I am wishing to blow up my penis and this sounds perfect. I’m hoping the pain will teach me many life lessons. :-pulse:

LMAO Girth, just look for the ads with the little chart with the sizes,then with the little time frame Week1-,Week2-etc.. Man I had to quit taking these “AMAZING penis pills,just couldnt tolerate them. I am now gonna look for some skin expander pills,which Im sure I will find.

cj0057

Hey,I almost forgot. Can you tell me If I can Fart while I PE?. I farted once and it seemed my goober was smaller.

cj0057

Farting during PE has been debated much on these boards. While there is nothing proving that it does in fact affect gains, there is something to be said for trying to refrain during your workout to practice control. Follow this practice and soon you will be able last longer in bed without farting.

How the hell can I believe 4 inches in 3 weeks. Show me some pictures or something and I might believe you. I’ve been having great gains at about 1cm+ per month, so 4 inches in less than a month sounds ridiculous.

WTF,noname,this is ridiculous. This is sarcasim to those “ridiculous’ penis pill ads . Your gains are great. My gains are stated in my signature with my routine in my profile and that,is no bullshit. 4 inches in 3 weeks is “bullshit in anyones eyes. Sorry for the confusion.

cj0057

uh —— CJ - while I must admit to a somewhat lax discipline (getting better at it tho) in my PE “career,” I have been at this for about a year (more or less) and have NOT BUDGED from my 5.5X4.5 one stinking iota!

Your “progress” chart shows a 1.75^ in length and a .75^ in girth in just over two months!!! WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, BRO???

If I shot up that fast, my wifey would have kittens! (and would probably be a VERY happy lady!)

Talk to me, bro —- tell me how you did it. I am getting ready to start pumping, and work a fairly strong routine on a 3-on1-off schedule.

Hope to hear from you soon.

wan2Bbig/alex

You are quite right, noname. What he so cruelly is not telling you is that the pills alone did not afford him this growth. I would tell you the age old secret routine practiced by Bedouin stud muffins but it involves their camels and is too gross for me to talk about! %-\

NO! You CANNOT fart within 48 minutes of PE, dammit! How many times must I confirm this?

It is best to cleanse ones system before PE’ing, (you’d think) so that you can devote your utmost focus and determination to have a quality and efficient workout!

But, sometimes, you just can’t avoid it, eh?

Wan2Bbig, no secret at all, I just found what worked for me. I am very pleased with the gains,but they were not easy. I would love to help anyone,but my way might not work for you. I don’t take days off unless I know I need them. I have’nt had but one day off in the last 3 weeks. My “routine” is in my profile,feel free to look.

cj0057

I figure if I get some of these pills I can gain 4 inches than if I join one of these programs I can gain another 4 to 5 inches. And I’m going to pick up an all day stretcher and gain another inch a month.

So watch out guys I’m going to have a 16 inch penis soon.

Dam I should have did this stuff from the beginning instead of doing 3 years of hard work to get a 2x1 gain.