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Damn,that 9 inches from sitting on your ass,eating chips,cookies,taking the “AMAZING” penis pills and, using a program that only takes three minutes a day. THAT IS THE SECRET,Dino
cj0057
P.S. When you get to 14 let me know and i will see if I can catch up in a week
CJ
No problem it should only take me a week or so to get to 14, I’m also going to try incorporating the new size fart blasters into my 3 min workout also.
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
Well, I should have listened to the warnings in the Longitude ad. They said not to take the pills to the point where you go past 9 inches, because then you’ll be too big for most women, all from sitting on your ass and taking pills.
Of course, I got the expected 1 inch gain per month as promised, but like an idiot I took the pills for 11 months, and now I am cursed with an 18 inch penis. And since Longitude says that the gains are permament, it looks like I’m stuck forever.
I have to stop typing now. I feel lightheaded, no doubt because all the blood is going to my penis.
A friend of mine had the pills and accidently spilled them on the floor when he was drunk. The dog at ‘em and now he can only run backwards. Very sad. :cry:
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious; It is the source of all true art and science. " Albert Einstein
LMAO!!
"You can't judge a fisherman by the size of his boat, but a bigger boat sure makes his job easier!"- unknown "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean. Yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat!" - Jeff Foxworthy June 2002: BPEL:6.5-6.75" EG:5.5-5.75" ? (Toilet Paper tube girth) October 2003 BPEL:8.0" EG:6.5" mid 7.0" @ Base February 2005 same :( New Year's Resolution: Lose 15 lbs and break this stupid plateau!!!!
Check out Cya’s amazing, unbelievable, super human, magic beans!!!
I’m still waiting for my beans, I ordered the year supply and got the kinsu knife as a bonus
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
Originally posted by Girth Brooks
A friend of mine had the pills and accidently spilled them on the floor when he was drunk. The dog at 'em and now he can only run backwards. Very sad. :cry:
OMG! A fellow PEer is trying to drink water here! - Now my keyboard is all wet. :chuckle:
"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."
I just grab hold of a lamppost and let my buddy’s Ford Diesel do the pullin’.
In other news, I can’t seem to find out what my LOT is.
Must be something in the air lately.
Don’t mind me…just lurking.
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Zig Ziglar
Try this…. I took 30 pills at once,I received my whole months growth allowance. I am at an incredible 15 inches length and 9 inches in girth. I am a little dissapointed because by my thinking I should be at 16.
Frustrated Cj
I also discovered a “Magic Bean” a long time ago & posted it in supplements. Nobody thought it was funny back then because they were all serious. Maybe you guys will find it amusing. It fits in with this thread anyway! You can check it out here.
Hang on a sec…got some guys at work who might go for this sort of thing if I ply them with some Canadian beer.
I swear, Canadian beer makes people forget who they are, where they are, what they’re doing, or did, and even their girlfriend or wife’s name (and yes, I did forget my then girlfriend’s (now wife) name…which is entirely another story.
Ooh..ohh..oh..magic beans, do your magic on me…I will swear all my allegiance upon your greatness….bestow upon me thy riches….the Queen Mum is too wrinkled and has a full bush…:fie:
I am building a Canadian Maple for the lovely beavers....eh!
Just lie, and like Pinocchio, it will grow.
I’ll go first. Size doesn’t matter.
I cannot believe that noname thought you were being serious. I was laughing my ass off when i read what he said.
1.25 inches down, 1.75 to go!!!!!! For 8" NBP