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Vasectomy on Friday!!

I also had the procedure about 9 years ago and have suffered no ill effects. Except now I just cum air…haha kidding! Try and stay off your feet for extended periods for a few days. I made the mistake of going back to work a little too soon and had some major bruising. It all went away in about a week however.

Good luck Bro.

I had my V-snip on a Monday and was playing hockey again on the Friday. No problems. The same day, though(Monday), I had some discomfort (like being kicked by your kids in the junk) after the freezing wore off. I was also told it could be reversed successfully within 5 years if I changed my mind (like I want to go through that again).
I heard a story about a guy who went for a run the same day and his testes swelled up the size of Florida oranges (those are the big ones, right?).
Bottom line is, do what feels right. If you are still sore, lay off it.

Jason

I thought it was a reversible thing?

If not, can’t they just “extract” sperm from your balls at any point for an in vitro fertilisation? So it’s not exactly as if you’re completely closing off the possibility of having kids. Am I right or completely misinformed?

The worst part is showing your shriveled dick in a cold room, on a cold table, with two female nurses and a docotor. Talk about pain???

S.


Today I will take negative thoughts and turn them into positive and productive actions. 7.00 BP x 4.75 GOAL 9.0 x 6.5

Lefty: those would be navel oranges, I think.

New Florida slogan: Hurricanes love us, so will you.

Had mine a year ago this month. No real pain physically. I did have disturbing dreams though- something about dolls coming to life and calling me daddy and telling me they will always love me… and the refrigerator going on the blitz and finding the culprit was the pan being full of these little squirmy things…. lots of weird shit like that. It took a week or so for incision to heal.

Not me Bro nobody is fixing me just the thought of someone with a knife near me makes me freak out. And I like the thought of being able to have more kids if I want, I most likely don’t want to but I like to know I could. I like kids.


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Scary “organ” music playing in background for FRIDAY “na na na naaaaaaaa, na na na naaaaaaaaaaa”. :homer2:


cead mile failte :lep:

I had mine about 4 years ago with no regrets at all. The Mrs seemed to enjoy the results too.

Yeah, its a little uncomfortable laying out on a slab with a nurse handling your package, but she was a real pro. Even covered me with a warm cloth while waiting on the urologist. And it will stiing when they first stab you with the needle, but everything goes numb within a few seconds.

I’m turtling just thinking about it.

Not to scare anybody here, but a friend of mine had an ongoing problem with epididymitis after his procedure, so we let Mrs RBM go for the fallopian tube clips. They’re gold, after all, and you know how the gals like jewelry. Just a tiny incision in the navel for the scope, and it’s over pretty quickly. Does involve heavier meds than it takes for a vasectomy, though, but I think she enjoyed the buzz. Another plus is that this way I can still have kids with my second wife. At least that’s what I told my mother-in-law. :) Mrs RBM says this way she can fool around & not have to worry about getting pregnant, either. I’m pretty sure she was kidding.

RBM

Hmmm, this kinda reminds me of a guy I once heard about. He asked his buddy about getting clipped and his friend told him no problem but not do it on either a Friday or a Monday. “Why not?” - “because on a Friday the Dr’s are sometimes in a rush to get to the golf course and on a Monday they sometimes have the shakes.” So, our happy warrior paid no attention and scheduled his V-surgery on a Monday. Well, as luck would have it, the Dr had the shakes, made a bad slip, and this guys left nut hit the floor and got summarily crushed beyond all recognition by the wheels of a passing instrument gurney. “Crap” cursed the Dr, “what am I gonna do now?” “Hang on” said his scrub nurse, “I’ve got an idea - I’ll be right back.” The scrub nurse knew they were having creamed peas and onions on the cafeteria lunch menu so she hustled off to the kitchen and returned shortly with a cup of small, white onions. “Perfect” said the Dr, as he replaced the missing testicle and sewed the guy back up.

Well, time passes. A few months later our hero was at a gala dinner and dance at the Country Club and spots the Dr. The Dr sees him coming across the ball room but, he’s trapped and can’t get away. “How’re you doing?” asked the Dr. - “Great Doc, just great” was the reply. “How have you been since your little operation?” asked the Dr. “Well, really good except for two or three minor side effects” ws the reply. “Such as?” queried the Dr.

“Well, when I go take a leak, sometimes my eyes water.”
“And, when me and the Mrs. go at it she gets heartburn.”
“But, that’s not all - everytime I drive by a hamburger stand I get a hardon.”


Then - BPEL 5.9, EG 5.2 - Now: BPEL 7.2, EG 5.6 Listen woman, "Don't bitch at me for burning the candle at both ends - just get me some more wax!"

Originally Posted by MrTips
Hmmm, this kinda reminds me of a guy I once heard about. He asked his buddy about getting clipped and his friend told him no problem but not do it on either a Friday or a Monday. “Why not?” - “because on a Friday the Dr’s are sometimes in a rush to get to the golf course and on a Monday they sometimes have the shakes.” So, our happy warrior paid no attention and scheduled his V-surgery on a Monday. Well, as luck would have it, the Dr had the shakes, made a bad slip, and this guys left nut hit the floor and got summarily crushed beyond all recognition by the wheels of a passing instrument gurney. “Crap” cursed the Dr, “what am I gonna do now?” “Hang on” said his scrub nurse, “I’ve got an idea - I’ll be right back.” The scrub nurse knew they were having creamed peas and onions on the cafeteria lunch menu so she hustled off to the kitchen and returned shortly with a cup of small, white onions. “Perfect” said the Dr, as he replaced the missing testicle and sewed the guy back up.

Well, time passes. A few months later our hero was at a gala dinner and dance at the Country Club and spots the Dr. The Dr sees him coming across the ball room but, he’s trapped and can’t get away. “How’re you doing?” asked the Dr. - “Great Doc, just great” was the reply. “How have you been since your little operation?” asked the Dr. “Well, really good except for two or three minor side effects” ws the reply. “Such as?” queried the Dr.

“Well, when I go take a leak, sometimes my eyes water.”
“And, when me and the Mrs. go at it she gets heartburn.”
“But, that’s not all - everytime I drive by a hamburger stand I get a hardon.”

Ba dum bummm chhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Thank you Shecky Green! Shecky Green everybody! <applause applause>


cead mile failte :lep:

Originally Posted by MDC
Rambone,
When I had it done, I probably could have done some PE safely after a day or two. I took a week break anyway. I also took about a month break beforehand since I didn’t want any bruising or spots visible.

SPOTS?

Hey, I noticed on the day of my Vasectomy after I’d shaved myself that I’ve got spots that I never noticed before. Is that a side effect of PE?

Originally Posted by Rambone
SPOTS?

Hey, I noticed on the day of my Vasectomy after I’d shaved myself that I’ve got spots that I never noticed before. Is that a side effect of PE?

No that’s a side effect of chlamydia.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Originally Posted by MrTips
Hmmm, this kinda reminds me of a guy I once heard about. He asked his buddy about getting clipped and his friend told him no problem but not do it on either a Friday or a Monday. “Why not?” - “because on a Friday the Dr’s are sometimes in a rush to get to the golf course and on a Monday they sometimes have the shakes.” So, our happy warrior paid no attention and scheduled his V-surgery on a Monday. Well, as luck would have it, the Dr had the shakes, made a bad slip, and this guys left nut hit the floor and got summarily crushed beyond all recognition by the wheels of a passing instrument gurney. “Crap” cursed the Dr, “what am I gonna do now?” “Hang on” said his scrub nurse, “I’ve got an idea - I’ll be right back.” The scrub nurse knew they were having creamed peas and onions on the cafeteria lunch menu so she hustled off to the kitchen and returned shortly with a cup of small, white onions. “Perfect” said the Dr, as he replaced the missing testicle and sewed the guy back up.

Well, time passes. A few months later our hero was at a gala dinner and dance at the Country Club and spots the Dr. The Dr sees him coming across the ball room but, he’s trapped and can’t get away. “How’re you doing?” asked the Dr. - “Great Doc, just great” was the reply. “How have you been since your little operation?” asked the Dr. “Well, really good except for two or three minor side effects” ws the reply. “Such as?” queried the Dr.

“Well, when I go take a leak, sometimes my eyes water.”
“And, when me and the Mrs. go at it she gets heartburn.”
“But, that’s not all - everytime I drive by a hamburger stand I get a hardon.”

LOL!

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