Originally posted by monkeybar

The purpose is not to leave it on for any length of time after sex (I’m getting funny picture on my head, lol). Rather, right after you are done, there is a great chance that your condom could slip off as you are pulling out. I believe its one of the major causes of accidental pregnancy (tearing and defective product are others).


Originally Posted by sparkyx
Mr B. Dog finds that if he whacks his dick with a hammer, it turns purple, and shrinks up for a week.

Originally Posted by Smallja
Mary was a dirty slut and that's why she got pregnant. She loved God's giant, holy penis.