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Too many guys doing PE!!!

Just got back from Home Depot to buy my second cable clamp and they were out of stock. I bought my first medium cable clamp about 3 weeks ago and the box was FULL of small, medium and large cable clamps. Probably over 100 clamps in the box. Today there were no medium or large ones left but lots of small ones. I didn’t realize there are hundreds of PE’ers using cable clamps in my area. That doesn’t count all the other PE’ers doing jelqs, hanging, stretchs, etc. And who the hell is buying the large cable clamps. If you are using the large cable clamps, you don’t need penis enlargement. It seems like PE is now mainstream and soon a 8” x 6” cock will be average or below average. This sucks…we will have to spend so much time PEing just to get an average cock!


Last edited by yellow : 12-07-2003 at .

Could be that new electronics building that they are wiring in your neighborhood.


The primary goal of PE should be to make your penis as healthy as possible in both form and function. If you do that, increased size will follow.

I bought them all! :nerner: I am cornering the market so I can sell them as PE devices for $995.00. I will, however, give a 10% discount to my friends here at Thunder’s…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

so thats 895.5 then?

Sounds good :up:

How do I buy?


Loved going to Cuba! :)

I'm surprised that Americans can't go because their government says they can't!

Cas,

My evil plan has to first come to fruition. I must have them all, or some Bozo here will be telling everyone where they can buy them for a buck. Of course I could probably turn a tidy profit without cornering the market just selling to you guys out of the states who can’t get them at all yet…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Pirate Steve,

I like your thinking. When I conquer the earth, you will be given a kingdom to look over for sure.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Twatt, that is most generous. If I can assist you in any way on the road to your conquest, please don’t hesitate to ask. By the way, I really like the new avatar!

Oh, and Twatt - I don’t really need a kingdom. I would be happy to just settle for the Isle of Lesbos…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

No problem. Just be careful sailing. You don’t want to go to close or get shipwrecked by the Isle of Fatass Girls. I had to rescue Nick7 aka Commander Corona from them. Thunder helped too. You should read that tale on here. Here it is, the mayhem starts at the nd of page 3:Fat Chicks


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.


Last edited by twatteaser : 12-07-2003 at .

The Isle of Fatass Girls? It’s not on my chart. This is a disturbing development, an uncharted hazard of such magnitude. I am going right now to see if I can find this tale of misadventure. Thanks for the heads up Twatt, I can’t imagine the horrors that would await a poor innocent sailor such as myself…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

We are optioning the movie rights. I think we have Eric Roberts as Nick, William H Macy as Thunder(he is in everything now), and Christopher Walken as me. It is all tentative, so we can’t get firm committals from anyone yet.

The storyboards are based off the link above.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Hey Pirate,

You can corner the market of those 1” PVC pipes. They work great for my hanger. I’d like for you to remake yours so you can tell me what you think.
:)


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Twatt,
I had no idea you were so brave and cunning. The meat suit was both daring and inspired. Surely your gambit for world domination will succeed. On another note - I will have to quit PE now. You see I was hanging when I read that link and unfortunately my penis fell off when I tumbled out of my seat…

Chicken,
There is a construction site next to the marina. I’ll go see if I can scrounge a small piece of 1” PVC. Though, without a penis I may have trouble trying it out.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Yellow,

Ya don’t say? I was verrrrrry suspicious myself when I finally went to Lowes to get my supplies. The velcro, grippers and cable clamps were all right next to each other in the same 5’ section of aisle. And then there was a display of nylon-strap style dog leashes another 10’ down the same aisle! Now why was all that stuff together in the same place where only the velcro should reasonably have been?

I wondered if the security cameras were watching me load my shopping basket.

busted bus

I’m getting concerned the entire area is doing PE and I will have no advantage on anybody. I went to walmart and one of the first things I noticed was they were very low in L-arginine. Later on I noticed they were low in cable clamps and then I really started to get anxious. Leaving that department of the store I noticed a woman glanced at some guy’s bulge and I immediately looked at his shopping cart to see if he had L-arginine and clamps in there. I believe he may have had them piled under some other items because too many items were piled on top of each other in his cart. I saw vaseline in his cart!! They don’t seem to have nearly the supply of vaseline and baby oil they use to keep stocked on the shelves. I hereby request Thunder to lock the gate to his site from all newcomers while a few still remain that don’t PE. Thank you!! :)


Last edited by beenthere : 12-07-2003 at .

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It seems like PE is now mainstream and soon a 8” x 6” cock will be average or below average. This sucks…we will have to spend so much time PEing just to get an average cock!

…. In other news, womens vaginas remain the same size ….


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