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She may regret that move once she finds out what “slurping the pirates porrage” really means.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Okay I fess up, I made a huge mathematical error. Sorry


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

He lives! Hallelujah, our Captain lives! Neither frozen to death nor eaten - ah it is a lucky thing to be sure. And how, great leader, did you fair the Blizzard? Did you perfect the “snowsuit jelq”, or the “turtle dick” precautions? Did you figure out how to use glacial movement with the wench for an ADS? Did you have enough gas for the snowblower? Inquiring minds want to know…


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

To answer your concerns dear Pirate:
Frozen, no. Eaten, yes.
Spent most of my weekend catching up with the wife, so no jelqing - at least on my own account - and as for “turtle dick”- yes…if the variety you’re refering to is the one known for its dangerous snap.
As for snowblowers, please Pirate. I’m a REAL yankee. We put our backs into our work. A “snowblower” is what we call female Floridians when we head down there on our annual “goodwill” winter charity visits.

Another thing to note: Some nutcase up here accidentally killed himself with his own cock. I heard of it and stole by his place and now have a corner on the Velcro and CableClamp markets.
Twat will be happy to learn that I also made off with the guy’s massive DVD collection and now have every movie Walken ever appeared in. Even “Biloxi Blues”.

Where are all the “smilies” in this thread?

Wow even as Sgt Toony! That is amazing. I love the King Of New York too!


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I love the “piss drunk Sargent” monologue in Biloxi. Made it worth sitting through that piece of shit.

Twat- I can’t remember the name of the one starring both Penn brothers… a rural mob family, Walken whacks his son. I remember loving Walken’s amoral father character. What is that one called? Excellent movie.

OK yes 15% does seem high, but for the record I didn’t say 15%, I said ‘probably under 15%’. Also I only said this in response to yellow’s original post saying that PE was becoming mainstream and something about the average cock size increasing to 8x6….obviously a joke but still suggesting over 50% do PE.

Second, even if 15% of American men did PE, I don’t think it would be advertised on primetime television. Why? Because it’s taboo. For example, I’m sure over 15% of women own vibrators, but I have yet to see a vibrator commercial on tv. And I personally think PE is a lot more taboo than vibrators in the public’s opinion. In other words, I think females would much more readily admit to owning a vibe than males would admit to doing exercises to enlarge their penises. Vibrators are talked about a lot more openly (at least in my circles) than PE is…but they still are very seldomly seen in any form of media. My point is, just because something isn’t popular on primetime media doesn’t mean it’s not being done by a large proportion of people.

Let’s forget about how many men in each state do PE; some states are a lot bigger than others so 30k seems like a different proportion depending on where you are. Most men have access to the internet. Most get some sort of spam email. Most spam email deals with PE. Some men look at porn sites, most porn sites have PE advertisements. I think it’s fair to say that most men have had ample exposure to the fact that PE (in any form) exists. Now the question is how many act on it? IMO, it’s more than 1 in a 100. Probably at least 2 or 3 in 100. Don’t turn those numbers into aggregate absolutes because then they look huge. The fact is there are so many God damn people in the world any percent of the population is going to look huge.

Of course I was speaking about the serious things that I’ve seen happen at work and not some information made when posting by anyone.

So far I haven’t studied the devices spoken of making for PE because at this point I only wet jelq, manual stretch, and fowfer. It’s interesting hearing you guys talk about buying clamps and such even if I don’t know much about how to make anything yet or even how to properly use them. I figure eventually I will move into the world of other routines,will then learn them, and may find myself figuring out something to make. If I get into hanging I still think I may pay the extra money for a bib hanger since I hear it is really well made and comfortable for hanging.


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Twat, King of New York was Walken at his Walkenest! And he was so disturbing in that abduction movie he did (can’t remember the name offhand). Though I have to say I love him in comedy best, because of who he is (it’s like the rest of his body of work sets him up for it). He had a funny small part in Mouse Hunt that just cracks me up every time I see it - and I can’t imagine anyone else being funny in that role but him.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Hey Scream,

I both agree and disagree with logic on advertising. I disagree in that the FCC has very stringent rules on the advertising of marital aids, and state laws are often even more stringent. You don’t see vibrator commercials because it’s simply illegal… at this point.

But the rules are stated in ways that would allow equally taboo subjects. There are always loopholes. Case in point: A popular penis pill did, in fact, run a pretty good primetime television ad-campaign only a year or so ago. So I imagine a company with exercises would be free to advertise on prime-time tv if they wanted… they’d just have to be careful.

However, I do agree that we’ll probably never see this stuff on tv. You can advertise pills to the public. Pills are easy. Lotions are easy. Anything that doesn’t take actual effort will be totally embraced by the average American.

But real PE is hard and takes a long time. I spend more time doing this than I do at the gym. And I can see the gym results far more easily! And this is why I really doubt that even 1% of males do PE. Maybe 2% or 3% or even 5% habe “tried it” and dabbled and such, but I expect that very few men (percentage-wise) stick with PE for any length of time. It’s just so much easier to feel sorry for yourself than to work at improving yourself.

y’all take care,
busted bus

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