Told the wife

Everyone I’ve told, save one, has made a wise crack at one time or another. The only one that hasn’t yet is a girl I work with. All the others are guys.

Secjay,

I know what you mean about the bruising and he size warning. I typically don’t warn the girls about my size, because I want to see that initial reaction. BTW, is that Yahoo Serious in your avatar? I remember him from WAY back.

Yea I hope it works out.

Hey UnleaShed

How she will notice your gains if she said she have been with another man who is “Freakishly big in every way”.

Well..she knows how big my unit is..we’ve been married for 5 1/2 years. So as it gets bigger, she mentally knows my old size and of course..what BIG looks like. I still have a ways to go at BPEL 6.5 x 5.5. I’m still concentrating on length then I’ll go for girth. Length seems a bit easier to gain for me. After I get to about 7.5 BPEL I’ll hit the girth wagon hard.

You know a good comeback to “you havent gained anything” is:well I guess the kids have stretched you out so you probably need me to be bigger if you can’t tell.

Kind of like the joke about the guy that was on top and she say’s ” is it in yet?” So he quickly comes back with “I don’t know I cant feel the sides”

XL - yes it is yahoo serious as young einstein, a favourite childhood movie of mine.

Sums me up except for the genius part.