This PC shit is really out of hand.
You know how you can have any ringer you like for differing things on your cell phone?
Well, I have Buckwheat from the Little Rascals saying “You is crazy Alfalfa” over and over again, like only he can.
That ringer only goes off if someone tries to call me while blocking their number, in other words if it says, “Private” or “Unavailable”
I put that ringer to any call that’s blocked because it’s a funny way of saying they are crazy for doing that if they think I’m going to answer when they’ve blocked their phone number.
So the other day I’m at work when I get one of these calls and this young, hot (25yr. old) black girl goes,
“Your so racist.”
I got really pissed, I was like, “What the hell are you talking about.”?
“Oh I know why you said that, you know who that is saying that and because Bill Cosby thinks the Little Rascals was racist, you think I am, because I have that as my ringer.”
I said, “Let me ask you little girl, you ever even seen an episode of the Little Rascals?
She says, “Noooo.”
I say, “Really wish I could show you a few episodes so you could decide for yourself, I really don’t think you would agree at all.
Then I go into explaining why I had made the connection to that ringer and someone calling me who had blocked their phone number.
I say. “Not only that, if I’m so racist how come at that party you and I went to, I bought you drinks all night and hung out with you ignoring the girl I brought.”? Now she starts smiling.
“You know the girl I brought with me, you know the one who ended up being my g/f has never let me live it down to this day.”
“To this day she reminds me of it.” “Oh and guess what, just the other day, she went into my cell phone asked if she could look at all the pics I have on my phone’s website, where they are all stored.”
“Guess who the only girl I have pics of is from here is.”? “That’s right…you.”
Even bigger smile now. “You still have those.”?
“Yep.” “I can tell you, my g/f she doesn’t think I’m racist at all.”
Finally I go, “Listen, I’m not stupid, I know why you really think I’m racist, because I started going out with her instead of you, the plain simple truth is, she’s the one who went home with me that night, not you, you were chicken.”
She says, “Well, if you would have tried harder.”
I’m like “Tried harder.”??? “Are you kidding.”???
“Girl, I diss the girl I bring to the party, hang out with you all night, buy you drinks all night, were laughing and dancing all night, I asked you to leave with me how many times and I should have tried harder.”???
She starts laughing and says, “Your right, I’ll have to make it up to you.”
I say, “Yea, and you can start right now, my neck is killing me.”
She starts massaging my neck and shoulders :)
Few minutes later she starts showing me pics on her cell phone of her in lingerie, they were form the waist up only,
but man she has huge, perfect tits.
Point is, your right on target Wad with having to defend yourself against PC police.