I have always wondered, just who did write this funny intro?
I know Thunder says it was ghost-written, so the few times I have read it I have mentally compared it to the wit of the Mods that I am familiar with… But none really stands out as “Aha! Those must be _____’s words!”
Maybe Para-Goomba, or Memento, perchance?
Do tell! It is a well-written and funny piece.
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