This is a true story guys, nightmare...

I wonder why nobody noticed these lines in my post, because i think this would be the worst nightmare for many. This really happened…

When i was in college i bought a pump. I was living on campus. one day i dropped the pump out of my bag accidentally when i was searching for something, and there were two guys standing behind me at the time.
The next day every single person in that school knew i was using a pump, it was spreading like plaque.
One guy i had never spoken to before came and told me; hey dude go and pump on your small penis, and there were many girls standing on the same location and they turned around. All my friends knew it to, but they never spoke about it though, and I’m happy about it.
That was 15 years ago, and still i hear of it from someone now and then. I have learned to live with it.

So my question is; could you live with it?
What would you have done in this situation.

N

It wouldve driven me mad. I wouldve ended up lashing out, left, right and centre.

I wouldve attempted to laugh it off, saying “hey I just wanted to add 2 inches so it was a full foot long”, or something similar, but due to my emotional weaknesses, I probably wouldve gone mad…

Respect for getting through it though man. How did you handle it though? Did you just ignore it all?

Lol Slack I like that excuse.

Ha! I have heard of a few of these horror stories, and it is a nice parellel for poor MonekyDude’s thread about wanting to buy a penis stretching device, and being outed at work. (Maybe that thread was the inspiration for this one?)

Your story indicates MonekyDude likely will NOT live it down, though in time the attention/derision will greatly diminish.

But could I live with it, being outed in such a way?

Well, yeah! Of course — I wouldn’t commit suicide over it.

But I would NOT LIKE IT, and WOULD NOT ROLL WITH IT like guys like Big Gertha seem to be able to do. I think if I were outed TODAY though, I would try to put a spin on it, and not hide from it. Probably it would make me talk more openly about PE, and hey!, the proof of this stuff is between my legs. Hell man, maybe it COULD be parlayed into a positive, NOWADAYS. But 15 years ago? I think I would hold me head in shame and eventually switch schools/jobs.

I admire your honesty, and thanks for sharing the story.

It IS a funny story (sorry), but it does put things in perspective. In the grand scheme of things, it isn’t THAT big of a deal. (But Gawd, it WOULD be embarassing…)

Cdr.Blop

Not many came to me directly, cause i had a sort of tough guy reputation…
Now and then somebody was indirectly pointing at that incident just to kind of watching on my reaction, but i always stayed calm and only gave them a grin. I never got really noticeably disturbed of the comments.

Now afterwards i`m kind of proud of my self, cause i was handling it so well, I was a teen though.

I would have said, “your girl friends really like it when I pump up before we screw.”

hahahaha

Unless they could have kicked the shit out of you. Then I would have said it was for chemistry class.

Northpole,

You’ve handled it well man.

I wasn’t going to ask you in this thread, and just search and find the information, but I only found one post you have in Pumper’s Forum. Did you stay with pumping, and if so, what have been your permanent gains from it?

Northpole,
Some of them still talk about it now? Wowee… you’d think that in 15 years they would have gotten a LIFE!

Maybe that’s your response… “dude, get a life… I’ve gained over an inch and now I’m over 7”. Too bad you haven’t been pumping or you could have been making gains too.” That way it’s positive but still slightly insulting to them AND it lets him know that you were probably bigger than him to begin with. :)

I’ve grown to enjoy confrontations. They are a lot of fun when you keep your cool and stick to facts; not allowing yourself to get emotional and watching the other person self-destruct!
Being a bit of a smart alec, at that age I would have probably made some wise crack about not being happy with only 8”. A comment like that would have probably intriqued some of the ladies who overheard and given the opportunity for the ladies to check out the goods. ;)

The one guy who you said you didn’t even know, I would’ve just up and started to beat the crap out of him. He probably wouldn’t have expected it, so even if he was bigger than you and able to beat the crap out of you, you would have at least got a few good shots in at first. So you may have both ended up in the emergency room, but most people would leave you alone after that.

I’m so paranoid about people seeing my pump I have a reoccurring dream. I’m having a party at the house and someones kid finds it. Brings it into the living room and asks “what is this mommy?”. I usually wake up right there in a panic.

I try to hide the damn thing. It seems no matter where you put it someone will come across the thing! Maybe you guys can share you’re good hiding places and practices.

Actually ive had two bad experiences. I hid the thing in the back seat of my car. Actually I used it that night and didnt feel like cleaning it. So I threw it in the backseat of my car, thats in the garage so it seemed safe.

The very next morning the wife woke me from a dead sleep and asked to use my car. She has never done this before or since! She took my mom and sister garage sale shopping. Then she picked me up later that day and as my mom and sister were getting out of the backseat I saw the greased up pump sitting there between them. I bet I looked like I saw a ghost.

The other time I saw my mom and sister yet again. Looking through my undercounter sink in my bedroom in my apartment. I thought to myself, ” why in the hell are these women looking in the counter under the freking sink in my bedroom bathroom!!”

I have almost thrown that damn pump away countless times. I have in fact thrown it in the garbage and walked away. Only to come back the next day and fish it out! Im not sure if ive gained a single ounce from the thing. But I know it doesnt hurt, and i think it helps.

Pud, why don’t you buy one of those sentry fire safes for valuables, and lock it away there. No one would question a fire safe, most people use then to protect important papers.

I got rid of the pump, and never pumped again… I got kind of traumatized. I stopped PE at that time.
My real PE started when i found Thunder`s Place.
And my permanent gains at that time were zero, cause i had the pump so little time.

Nobody directly talks about it, but some of my friends who know about that thing, they would like to know for sure, they never asked me directly just heard it like a gossip from someone they barely knew.
One dude who was pissed drunk called me dick-man :) I think that was very funny.
Another guy who started to sell some cheap crap sex toys, told me that he also has some pumps :) I only gave him the looks, and told him something like; ok, have you tried one yet, and gave him a smile. That guy have never spoken about it anymore. I think he tested a pump :)
Most of the guys would for sure want to know if thy can get bigger dicks, they just don’t have the guts to ask me directly.

Sounds familiar that hiding problem…

I found a air space below my closet floor, that was a perfect place to hide my magazines and pump etc.
Your story is straight from a nightmare :)

I keep mine under lock and key.

I am a bit older, so my ultimate comeback would be something more like

“Well, your daughter says I am bigger than you now…”

(In my dreams)

No I can officially claim an inch added by PE. I expect as that goes up, I will be a lot less worried about it.