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The thought of mainstream PE...

Tug-Monkey, it all comes back to the realization of life.

We who are obsessed with getting a big dick will do what it takes. Depression and being of a fucked up personality is not why we do it. For many, it is simply because we know a bigger dick works better. This is my experience.

The normal Joe will look into it, sign up with all the best intentions in the world, spend the big bucks for easy gains, get bored and go back to calling his wife a bitch while turning into a pig watching a football games and reminding everyone of the time he was a stud at 16 years old.

In the meantime, his wife is either self destructing or keeping herself in shape, planning her get away all the while fucking a guy that has a big dick and knows how to use it.

Then she will leave him, he will wonder why and become one of those crippled by depression.

There is no way in hell that GQ is going to turn all the heads in America, let alone the world.

Just look around. Ray Charles can see this.

Only the dedicated will realize the fruits (no pun intended :) ) of their labor.

TELL THE WORLD! ONLY A FEW WILL FOLLOW…….


Fire shall reign from above as shards of heated shrapnel hurl savage kisses to mortal flesh and shattered bone below.

For days, the dead hung in the air as dust.

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Originally posted by Moses
Twatteaser's barmaid and waitress tutorials and other writings will be accessed and reported to demonstrate the obvious perverse derrangement of the “average PE'er.” Twatteaser will actually be flattered by his infamy and become even more successfully promiscuous.

Damn he figured me out. I may open a website with nude food service industry girls and their pictures in it. Also tour under corporate sponsership from a liquor or tobacco company.

Seriously I feel weird. I think that I am a member of some strange cult on the net. I have a semi-fight club atitude towards it. Yet if anyone asks me I deny EVERYTHING like Sgt Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes.

I think all that the magazine article will do is allow for more ridicule of PE in the mainstream media as an impossibility. That and a flood of spam emails everywhere.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Hmmmm I kinda wondered when this might happen……..I’m just gonna try and keep a step in front of the rest. This could be just the motivational kick up the arse I need.

Don’t worry though guys, I’m sure the true ‘science’ of PE will be dumbed down for the GQ readers, so only the like minded and dedicated will push on through to the other side :D

Don’t worry guys, who is going to go up to the counter holding a mag with:

“PENIS ENLARGEMENT SECRETS REVEALED - IF YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK AND FEEL BAD BUY THIS MAGAZINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!”

hehehehehe

Dude buying mag - “Just this please miss”
Woman behind counter - *snigger* That’s one pound shorty, err, I mean forty please!
Dude - *gives money*
Woman - “Here you go sir, your tiny, err, I mean shiny new magazine….”

I predict low sales….

SS4

They wouldn’t call it that, They’d call it “Magnum Dick: The penis magazine for the solidly heterosexual.” or “King Size (Low Tar)” or something. They don’t call Readers wives “Too Ugly for Porn”.


Thunder's Place: increasing penis size one dick at a time.

I think it’s a good idea. As many have already said, how many people are going to follow this through once they find out how much time and work is involved.

Yeah, you may get a swarm of people joining thunder’s place for a while, but I’m sure that will cool off after a little while.

Why should this be kept a secret? I’m sure there are many guys out there without computers and feel the same as many on here felt before finding this place. Can you imagine how they’ll feel when they open up the said magazine and find this information? just like we felt when we found this place for the first time, like there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

That’s my view on the situation anyway.
murph

When is this issue of GQ out? Depending on how it is written many may not believe it, penis enlargement is an ongoing joke amongst my friends and co-workers due to the relentless spam people get, I find people take it for granted that it is all bullshit, especially “all natural methods” or anything involving credit cards. If I found DLD’s site before thunders I would have thought it was the usual scam, I would have presumed he was naturally large or doctored pictures to make money (no offence DLD!).

Thunder says they are not meant to be posting links in GQ but surely DLD is going to have his site mentioned. I would prefer if few people knew about PE, I want to be larger than average not just have a larger overall average. If a disease suddenly affected 99.9% of men, but not me, causing them to shrink 3” I would be nearly as happy as if I had gained 3”. I have searched about PE for a good while and only recently found thunders place, I was always a believer in PE even though I am very sceptical about most things, but this site just confirmed my beliefs, now 1 month and 1/4” later I am convinced.

I have a trick to get free concert tickets, I am always itching to tell people but if I do I know everybody will do the scam and the venues will figure it out, which will ruin it for myself. I view PE the sort of the same I don’t want to whip out a 8x6 to a new girlfriend only for her to say “oh my last boyfriend was 9x7 he did this PE stuff, maybe you should try it”


The "average size" is usually over-estimated. Small guys don't take part in surveys and big guys jump at the chance.

Girl claims she had a huge ex? Stick a spider in the bathroom or a mouse in the kitchen and when she comes out screaming ask her how big the spider/mouse was...

trigger,

>I have a trick to get free concert tickets, I am always itching to tell people but if I do I know everybody will do the scam and the venues will figure it out, which will ruin it for myself.<

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH tell me! tell me!! I want free concert tickets! I can keep a secret!

Does that work for you? What about reverse psychology?:

Yeah right, like you have a method to get free tickets, pah. You don’t know, and even if you did I know you wouldn’t dare tell me.

I must stop drinking on a morning….
SS4

I’m not worried about this article in the least, just like I’m not worried about everybody knowing about working out at the gym. People are the same every where, they have all thought about doing something to improve themselves. But as we all know all of them won’t turn those thoughts into action. And the people that will take action, most won’t continue to see any real change. Why should I worry about that guy on the stair master next to me, there are women that will like him and there are women that like me. He can’t have all the women just like I can’t have all the women. Besides I PE and workout for me not anyone else for me. So if the rest of the world finds out about PE I say good more the merrier.

later…

( Sorry a little off the subject )

I really don’t think going to the gym should even be compared to PE . If you honestly think about it. PE you don’t need thousands of dollars worth of equipment and supplements. You don’t have to completely alter your diet. You don’t have to wear special clothes or buy special shoes.

To PE all you basically need is a dick and a tight grip.

Also allot of people have to force themselves to go to the gym to workout. If you have to force yourself to play/stretch with your dick… there’s something wrong.

(again off subject)

I believe if you gave the average Joe Schmo a choice between killer abs or a large penis. I’m pretty sure its going to be the big dick every time. I mean whens the last time you heard someone say they were depressed because their Triceps were too small.

Oh and If/When everybody finds out about PE, I believe gyms around the world are going to become “ghost towns”.

IMO

(OK you may resume topic. sorry)


Needs More Power

elite 8

>>When is this issue of GQ out?>>

I believe it is coming out in the december issue. It was supposed to be september but got bumped because of “time sensitive” articles. Myself and several others gave interviews to the staff writer.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

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Originally posted by base

Sure, there's going to be more competition, but not as much as some are afraid. What I'm afraid of is that would women's thinking change, if NPE would hit public? “He is big. Wonder if he is doing PE?” Men: “She has definitely had her boops done.” Women: “He must do PE.” Will PE'ed dick be as good as a “natural” one? Will women look down the men that PE? Will it be considered as pathetic, something for people that have low-esteem and it will still be practised secretly, like jerking off; nobody admits doing it, yet everybody does.

A big dick after PE is indistinguishable from a regular dick unlike boobs with implants. PE will be seen as healthier than breast augmentation surgery.
Also much more functional since it’s an organ that just increased its capacity for sexual pleasure. Tits are not as functional and most fake ones are easily detectable as such.

Do men look down on women with fake tits? Won’t these same women much rather opt for a natural way to enlarge the boobs if there was one?
Would men look down on that too?

The only pathetic view, I think, is to use a pump for temporary size and erection stamina. Any woman who thinks permanent PE is pathetic is either immature or an ice-queen with warped values.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

You have got to have a serious case of OCD to actually make any large gains while PEing. Reading, learning and doing the exercises have to be one of, if not your first priority. The average person will not see that as something they can do. Those of us with OCD will undoubtedly be the only ones who stick with it and thats because we seemingly have no other choice. Just my opinion on this matter.

chickenchoker,

Good info. In addition, show your dick to 1000 people and nobody will know about your PE unless you tell them about it. You can tell them you were born hung if you chose to. It wouldn’t matter, all they’d see is a bigger dick.

falcon,

That was a very descriptive and informative story :) . Point well taken. The simple fact of the matter is that growing a bigger dick takes work. Just like going to the gym, getting an education or becoming more confident. This fact alone basically weeds out 95% (arbitrary number) of the population from achieving it. It’s not something that’s going to happen over night.

But even it didn’t require hard work and did happen overnight (like a boob job or new clothes), I see no need to try to restrict information from the public, especially information that’s helpful. If there was a cure for cancer, would thunder’s members want to keep it a secret, knowing that the job market may become more crowded on account of additional people?


tug_monkey

STATS | G O A L : 8.5" x 6" BPEL | STORY

Back into PE after 3 year pause

chikchok,

>Any woman who thinks permanent PE is pathetic is either immature or an ice-queen with warped values.<

What about the other 1%?

SS4

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