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The Theory of Penis Relativity

Then there’s Penile Quantum Theory - which posits that your penis can be in two places at the same time. Which poses wonderful new sexual possibilities, doesn’t it?

Dangle


*I measure PRE-WORKOUT, normal erection* Started: 7 EBP x 4.9 EG. Several years on and off PE, now 8.125 EBP length x 5.5 EG midshaft (5.8 base). Working on girth (clamping) again after breaks due to injuries - fast recent gains! Pics

Originally Posted by dangleman
All these threads about “what’s the perfect size”, “what size should I shoot for”, etc. My opinion is, it’s all relative. Relative to the other guys out there. Here’s the bottom line: if the average guy had a 14-inch dick, we would want 18-inchers. What we want to be is BIGGER THAN OTHER GUYS, or THE BIGGEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN, or whatever. I think the honest truth is that this is what we want more than “what feels best to a woman,” or anything else.

This being said: what you should shoot for is the point on the measurement bell-curve where the measurements drop off steeply. There is a point for both length and girth that’s pretty exact, based on the best penis size surveys out there. If you go by the LifeStyles Condom survey — the steep drop-off is at 7 inches length, and 5.75 inches girth. That’s where you quickly leave most of the rest of the field behind and get into the top 5%. So I’d say, shoot for THAT.

If you don’t like the Lifestyles data (I wonder, because even though it was done by trained nurses and pretty scientific, I bet the guys with really small dicks at that Cancun beach were less inclined to stop by the tent . . ), Choose any data you want. But look at the measurement curve, the data line, and find that point where there’s a steep drop off. There is always one. And then shoot for that.

NOTE: My feeling is that most of these surveys were NOT bone-pressed. I just really doubt these nurses, doctors, etc. Jammed the rulers to the bone like we do.

I have said it before, the best sized unit is the one that fits your partner and stimulates them the best. This ranges based on the female, there are females out there who would get alot more enjoyment from a 5 inch penis then a 7 inch penis. There are also females out there where 7 inches barely cuts it and they need 8 or 9 for a full experience. I mean in all seriousness the ideal scenario would be for your body to know exactly what the female your with ideally handles and adjust your size based on it, obviously this is a fantasy.

I therefore feel the best size to shoot for is one where you have the best chance of pleasing the girl, this means a random sample of the population youd please the most. If you got any larger or smaller your percentile would go down. I think once you get below 6 or above 7.25 or so in length this applies. I’m not as sure on girth but would estimate anything below 5 or above 5.5 would be diminishing returns.

I think of it like the law of diminishing returns, once you achieve enough if you keep going you will actually please less females then when you were smaller.

From an anatomic and genetic standpoint, the penis and vagina during early stages of developement come from the same material. The reason the average penis size is what it is is because the average vagina size also corresponds to that. Therefore in reality the average penis is just right for the average vagina. If you really want to get technical if a man had a daughter whos sexual organs took after his 100% then the ideal size for the daughter would be the fathers penis size.

Originally Posted by Necromancer4981
I have said it before, the best sized unit is the one that fits your partner and stimulates them the best. This ranges based on the female, there are females out there who would get alot more enjoyment from a 5 inch penis then a 7 inch penis. There are also females out there where 7 inches barely cuts it and they need 8 or 9 for a full experience. I mean in all seriousness the ideal scenario would be for your body to know exactly what the female your with ideally handles and adjust your size based on it, obviously this is a fantasy.

I therefore feel the best size to shoot for is one where you have the best chance of pleasing the girl, this means a random sample of the population youd please the most. If you got any larger or smaller your percentile would go down. I think once you get below 6 or above 7.25 or so in length this applies. I’m not as sure on girth but would estimate anything below 5 or above 5.5 would be diminishing returns.

I think of it like the law of diminishing returns, once you achieve enough if you keep going you will actually please less females then when you were smaller.

From an anatomic and genetic standpoint, the penis and vagina during early stages of developement come from the same material. The reason the average penis size is what it is is because the average vagina size also corresponds to that. Therefore in reality the average penis is just right for the average vagina. If you really want to get technical if a man had a daughter whos sexual organs took after his 100% then the ideal size for the daughter would be the fathers penis size.

Wow this is a very interesting post. Nice job.

Necro: true, but my point is: what most of us want here, if we look at it closely, is to be larger than other guys. We’re not rational here at Thunder’s, we’re insane. We’re not really interested in “what’s ideal for the girl”. We want to look down at ourhuge dick and go . . “yeahhhhhhhhh, now THAT’s what I’m TALKIN about.” It’s mostly narcissism, not practicality. This means being bigger relative to other guys, so as I said, a goal to shoot for would be where the bell curve drops rapidly off, which is about 5.75 girth, 7 length, and you can feel that just about any girl you’re with thinks you’re big - whether or not it’s ideal for HER.


*I measure PRE-WORKOUT, normal erection* Started: 7 EBP x 4.9 EG. Several years on and off PE, now 8.125 EBP length x 5.5 EG midshaft (5.8 base). Working on girth (clamping) again after breaks due to injuries - fast recent gains! Pics

Originally Posted by mravg
3. A penis moving at the speed of light will have infinite mass and be perfect for a good pecker slapping.

4. A penis thrusting at the speed of light will appear to ejaculate in 5 minutes to an observer riding on the end of the penis, while the same event viewed by an observer inside the vagina will appear to take 6 thousand years.

:rolling:

Originally Posted by mravg
Are we talking about the theory of general penis relativity, or special penis relativity?

1. Men’s idea of ideal penis size is relative to other men’s sizes.
2. Women’s idea of ideal penis size is relative to the sizes she has experienced.
3. A penis moving at the speed of light will have infinite mass and be perfect for a good pecker slapping.
4. A penis thrusting at the speed of light will appear to ejaculate in 5 minutes to an observer riding on the end of the penis, while the same event viewed by an observer inside the vagina will appear to take 6 thousand years.

Thank you.

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have ever read. Takes me back to high school physics, just with a twist.
All this time i have been trying to increase the mass of my penis when I should just be training to speed up my penis thrusts

Maybe you should think about stopping when the majority of women you sleep with spontaneously say “you have a large one”. Surprisingly I have actually gotten that comment from the majority so far, but does that mean I will stop? Naah… I’m too deep into this shit to quit :) . I think most other PE “veterans” agree with me; once you’re hooked, you’ll never stop completely. PE for life!

On a sidenote, I actually do feel quite content with my size, and has felt that way for about a year, but I still want to be a little bit larger. That thought is like an addiction and PE is the drug. :)


"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."

When women say I have a big dick, which almost all do, it just makes me hungry to be even bigger.


*I measure PRE-WORKOUT, normal erection* Started: 7 EBP x 4.9 EG. Several years on and off PE, now 8.125 EBP length x 5.5 EG midshaft (5.8 base). Working on girth (clamping) again after breaks due to injuries - fast recent gains! Pics

personally— I would throw my PE “towel in” if I ever got to 8.5-9 NBPEL and the girth would probably be 6.5. At that point, I believe that I would want no more. I know those are extremely lofty final goals from where I am right now: 6.25 NBPEL, 5.5 EG.

Originally Posted by dangleman

When women say I have a big dick…

For a second I thought you dated Trannies. ;)


I have decided whatever I do I will move forward in life

Originally Posted by Theloner
personally— I would throw my PE “towel in” if I ever got to 8.5-9 NBPEL and the girth would probably be 6.5. At that point, I believe that I would want no more. I know those are extremely lofty final goals from where I am right now: 6.25 NBPEL, 5.5 EG.


Don’t be discouraged.
There’s a fairy godmother for each of us. Mine is dressed all in black latex and has a whip instead of a wand.

P.E is a journey where asides of length you will gain much more.
(A fully functional penis until you grow old and pass away. I bet you they’ll have problem closing the casket.)


I have decided whatever I do I will move forward in life

How does a woman actually say one has a big cock? Especially like the first time she sees it.

Originally Posted by dangleman
All these threads about “what’s the perfect size”, “what size should I shoot for”, etc. My opinion is, it’s all relative. Relative to the other guys out there. Here’s the bottom line: if the average guy had a 14-inch dick, we would want 18-inchers. What we want to be is BIGGER THAN OTHER GUYS, or THE BIGGEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN, or whatever. I think the honest truth is that this is what we want more than “what feels best to a woman,” or anything else.

This being said: what you should shoot for is the point on the measurement bell-curve where the measurements drop off steeply. There is a point for both length and girth that’s pretty exact, based on the best penis size surveys out there. If you go by the LifeStyles Condom survey — the steep drop-off is at 7 inches length, and 5.75 inches girth. That’s where you quickly leave most of the rest of the field behind and get into the top 5%. So I’d say, shoot for THAT.

If you don’t like the Lifestyles data (I wonder, because even though it was done by trained nurses and pretty scientific, I bet the guys with really small dicks at that Cancun beach were less inclined to stop by the tent . . ), choose any data you want. But look at the measurement curve, the data line, and find that point where there’s a steep drop off. There is always one. And then shoot for that.

NOTE: My feeling is that most of these surveys were NOT bone-pressed. I just really doubt these nurses, doctors, etc. jammed the rulers to the bone like we do.

Last night my girlfriend said, “Wow, you must be outside of three standard deviations of the mean. Assuming a Gaussian distribution for the population, you’re sooo big.”


"Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman."

I hope that one day I will be able to if not reach my long term goal then to get close to it

Originally Posted by Theloner

I hope that one day I will be able to if not reach my long term goal then to get close to it

Dedication and discipline will lead you there. ;)


I have decided whatever I do I will move forward in life

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