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The latest and greatest in PE automation

I am starting this thread to discuss the latest and greatest in PE automation.

I have a lot of computer work to do everyday and it sure would be nice if I could just hook myself up to an automated PE system and let it do my exercises while I work.

I realize there are inherent risks in automating the process, but there are inherent risks in flying in a plane, driving a car, and going out to eat. If someone is careful and smart about the automation I don’t see safety issues being a concern.

Anyway, if someone were looking for total automation in a PE routine, what would be the best strategy? The best gadgets?
I’d like this thread to be a discussion focusing on the latest automation routines and gadgets (or at least automating as much as possible). I’d really like the thread to focus on making automation work and not devolve into a discussion about why automation is not the way to go.

An automatic Jelq-o-matic. Now that would be something :)


"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."

Originally Posted by Krowax
An automatic Jelq-o-matic. Now that would be something :)

I second that! A jelq-o-matic would probably be the best device ever.

Or just try arranging a hanging set-up under your desk— that’s what Bib did… .

Clamping works well under the desk, too.


Later - ttt

Funny, as I was thinking about an “automated” product several days ago. Yes, “Jelqomatic”. I was thinking of what kind of features it would have:

1.) A computerized chip which adapts to the person’s individual needs.
2.) The ability to recognized penis girth and length and provide the proper “squeeze” for such.
3.) The ability of the user to customize “squeeze” and length of jelq.
4.) A timer.
5.) (this may be kind of scary) a built in auto-tourniquet for a customized clamp (shit this sounds way too risky!)
6.) The jelqomatic should evenly disperse the force of jelq in “all directions” unlike top and bottom with the “cooking tong” device that is popular.

Any other ideas?

Electric vacuum pump.

My only problem with your point is that none of those other inherent risks are directly connected to your penis.

Originally Posted by Siva Lingam
Funny, as I was thinking about an “automated” product several days ago. Yes, “Jelqomatic”. I was thinking of what kind of features it would have:

1.) A computerized chip which adapts to the person’s individual needs.
2.) The ability to recognized penis girth and length and provide the proper “squeeze” for such.
3.) The ability of the user to customize “squeeze” and length of jelq.
4.) A timer.
5.) (this may be kind of scary) a built in auto-tourniquet for a customized clamp (shit this sounds way too risky!)
6.) The jelqomatic should evenly disperse the force of jelq in “all directions” unlike top and bottom with the “cooking tong” device that is popular.

Any other ideas?

Talk about lawsuits galore.

- Jelquing machine

- DNA manipulation

- jelquing and stretch lessons for ladies at massage places….


Present: 8.75" BPEL, 9.25" BPSFL, 5.3" EG

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I’d imagine it’d be like those arms that helped George Jetson work out. But then again he never was in very good shape.


" 'Cute'?! Like its got a smiley face on the end of it! I dont want a cute dick. I want a big scary dick! One that comes out growling, RAAAR!!!! A dick with teeth, RAR RAR RAR!!!! What happened? My dick bit me look at that!" - Rodney Carrington -

It seems most of the comments are about future gadgets. Do we have anything at all that could be used right now?

Interestingly, I just did a Google search on “Automatic Jelqing” and this thread was at the top of the Organic search list. It seems like jelqing automation is really lacking discussion if my brand new thread makes it to the top of Google within one day!

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