The "jelktoid jinx"
That is really just a toungue-in-cheek title, and I hope jt doesn’t mind a little humor at his expense :)
Anyways, I am sitting here at my computer watching Kobe Tai in Asian Secrets and I have a pretty good woody on. I stick my dick in my hydropump and get it up to about 6-7 Hg- and I got a good pump going as it is the third session of the day. Kobe is moaning “fuck me, fuck me”- then all at once ‘knock, knock’ on the door. I am hoping it is just UPS and he will leave stuff at the door-but no… the “jelktoid jinx” kicks in :)
The knock turns into a pounding several times- so I deflate my pump as fast as I can and get my dick out of it- water is going everywhere… Do I care about soaking the carpet- hell no- I gotta get some pants on and down my woody. So I am pushing him down and bite my tongue hard hoping the pain will deflate him. Finally, he is presentable and I get to the door in my boxers- as my pants were at the other end of the room.
It turns out to be a maintenance guy for my suite, so I let him in. He is trying to get in my neighbors suite- but he isn’t home. He comes in to use the phone and I rush into the office to cover up my pump, and all at once he strolls in talking on the phone. I BARELY get my PE stuff covered up before he gets in there. So I direct him back out to the entryway, he finishes his phone call, chats a bit, then leaves. He knew something was up, luckily I beat him to the punch.
The first thing that came to my mind was the “jelktoid jinx”, so I had a good chuckle and sat down to tell my story. Hope you enjoyed it, because it wasn’t too funny at this end until the guy left :)
"...its' natural environment is in the hole, so why don't you send him home. His bags are packed, he's got his airplane tickets- bring him to the airport...send him home."
From: 'Happy Gilmore'