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The "jelktoid jinx"

The "jelktoid jinx"

That is really just a toungue-in-cheek title, and I hope jt doesn’t mind a little humor at his expense :)

Anyways, I am sitting here at my computer watching Kobe Tai in Asian Secrets and I have a pretty good woody on. I stick my dick in my hydropump and get it up to about 6-7 Hg- and I got a good pump going as it is the third session of the day. Kobe is moaning “fuck me, fuck me”- then all at once ‘knock, knock’ on the door. I am hoping it is just UPS and he will leave stuff at the door-but no… the “jelktoid jinx” kicks in :)

The knock turns into a pounding several times- so I deflate my pump as fast as I can and get my dick out of it- water is going everywhere… Do I care about soaking the carpet- hell no- I gotta get some pants on and down my woody. So I am pushing him down and bite my tongue hard hoping the pain will deflate him. Finally, he is presentable and I get to the door in my boxers- as my pants were at the other end of the room.

It turns out to be a maintenance guy for my suite, so I let him in. He is trying to get in my neighbors suite- but he isn’t home. He comes in to use the phone and I rush into the office to cover up my pump, and all at once he strolls in talking on the phone. I BARELY get my PE stuff covered up before he gets in there. So I direct him back out to the entryway, he finishes his phone call, chats a bit, then leaves. He knew something was up, luckily I beat him to the punch.

The first thing that came to my mind was the “jelktoid jinx”, so I had a good chuckle and sat down to tell my story. Hope you enjoyed it, because it wasn’t too funny at this end until the guy left :)


"...its' natural environment is in the hole, so why don't you send him home. His bags are packed, he's got his airplane tickets- bring him to the airport...send him home."

From: 'Happy Gilmore'

he he

Now you know how the other half lives…and you have only been at it for a couple of months. The more you do it, the more likely it is that someone will inadvertently barge in, interrupt or maybe even catch you. If you do get caught, I hope it’s by a hot looking woman who, upon seeing your Johnson, decides that she just “has” to have it.

Take care

JT


Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!

I hear you

I incorporate the possibility of getting caught with every PE session. If I’m going to sit naked on a giant stool and look like someone judging a tennis match with weights hanging from their dick, then I’m sure as hell going to assume someone’s going to barge through my door right at that time.

It’s so goddamn important to remember to lock the door. I check that lock like a pilot checks his landing gear is down.

From the time I hear the knock it takes me a little more than a minute to remove the weight, get dressed and hide everything. I thought I had it all covered when I answered the door and my asshole friend say’s “what’s that smell?” It was cocoa butter.

So I say when they knock, F- em let’em wait.

nick7;

If they knock.


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avocet8

Ah the importance of the lock.

Ahh, the joys of PE.

Nothing like hanging large amounts of weights from your dick naked in the BTC position and your mom comes in talk to you about something. You don’t even care about or can even hear her, becasue she is tuned down and the fact that when she just barged in caused you to jump and twist the entire shaft in an undesireable direction.

Luckily I always employ the most important wrap of all: A large blanket over my bottom half of my body.


"The world is a one way mirror. What they see, is what you see. What do you want people to see?" Women. If you're going to swing...swing for the fucking fences. "The reasonable man insists on adapting to the world. The unreasonable man persists on having the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress in the world is made by the unreasonable man." "Success is not a surprise."

HAHA.. you are very wise bigblackstick.

Whenever anyone knocked on my door while I was hanging I would either say I’m studying, or I’d pretend I was asleep.

KNOCK KNOCK… Mom says “Open up”…
I disguise my voice…. in a sleepy, lazy tone.. “Huh.. wha?? I’m sleeping here.”

Sometimes I would drop the weights accidently on the floor and you could hear the clanging throughout the house. When asked what that sound was….. I’d say.. “What sound?” :D

Also my dad thinks my PJ Device is a shoulder massager… LOL


"It doesn't matter where you start, it only matters where you end up."

he he…

A shoulder massager - now I’ve heard it all!

JT


Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!

Guys

You dont know how may times Im been butt ass naked under a blanket with weights on my dick having full blown conversations with my mom or dad.

“Uh, yeah, just doing some reading…….”


"The world is a one way mirror. What they see, is what you see. What do you want people to see?" Women. If you're going to swing...swing for the fucking fences. "The reasonable man insists on adapting to the world. The unreasonable man persists on having the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress in the world is made by the unreasonable man." "Success is not a surprise."

bbs,

With this blanket do they think you are semi-permanently invalided or get easily cold?

What happens if the chat lasts for more than 20 minutes, do you just carry on hanging or are they used to hearing a clank after a while as you release the weight?

memento

They probably just think I’m lazy or jacking off or something..but I don’t care, I’m getting bigger.


"The world is a one way mirror. What they see, is what you see. What do you want people to see?" Women. If you're going to swing...swing for the fucking fences. "The reasonable man insists on adapting to the world. The unreasonable man persists on having the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress in the world is made by the unreasonable man." "Success is not a surprise."

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