The inconsistency of girth

Do any of you guys get bummed out when you don’t PE for two or three days and seem to lose a substantial amount of that “looK’ that mostly comes from being girthy. My length is always consistent, it just seems girth always slips within a matter of days. Anythign to do?

Try some light jelqing throughout the day (in the morning do a few sets before you get out of bed and in the evening before you doze off.) This keeps me plumped on my off days.

Do pan squeezes everyday. Light not like in a routine.

Pan squeezes are where you set your dick on a flat surface and almost “flatten” it out right?

No no no, you have it wrong. Pan squeezes are were you whip it out on the kitchen counter and beat it senseless with a hot frying pan. The swelling should last you several days and definitely give the impression of added girth. Do this enough times and it’s bound to stay that way. Of course you may never get an erection again but at least you’ll be able to impress your friends and neighbors with your flaccid hang.

*Disclaimer* (because somebody will want to try it):
If you’re foolish enough to try it, then you deserve all the pain and discomfort.
I am in no way responsible for your actions

:funpost: Man Tork you got me with that one. I think it was the sarcastic no no no

:funnyshit:

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