The fastest way

I know jelqing is a lifetime journey and all and I’m sure we’d all love it if their were quick fixes..there probably isn’t but let me try. I’m seeing my girlfriend after 2 months soon and want her to see my dong bigger, even though I’ve been at this for month without gains. Has anyone tried extenze? I’ve seen real peoples testemonials and it seems to work. Also has anyone tried a site like matters of size? Are these faster ways to gain?

Beat your cock with a hammer. It’ll plump up quick.

I wouldn’t think the testimonials on the pills sites are very credible. Stick to your current exercises. In PE, quick fixes don’t work that easy, otherwise we would all have 10x7’s.

What about these sites like matters of size, it seems real. They have forums but you have to pay 50 dollars.

Why would you pay fifty bucks for something you can get for free? Look bro, there are no easy ways about PE. It takes time and dedication. Give it a shot, you may be one of those guys that gain fairly quickly. One month at PE isn’t long enough to determine your potential for gaining. Just my two inches.

I haven’t gained through my 1st month either except for a tiny bit of girth. I’m still going to stick to it because for some people gains take a bit longer.

The only thing Extense will do is make your wallet lighter.

There was a post recently sugggesting that the typical individual who dilligently followed a reasonable routine over an extended time gained an average of 1/8” per month.

That works out to about 1.5” per year, which has been realized by many members.

I’m sure there are many of us that just wish we had found Thunder’s several years ago.

Welcome to an exercise in patience.

Don’t you dare do it man, you could put that money into a nice brand spanking new Bib Hanger, a nice brand spanking new Pump, or a nice brand spanking new ADS device, let say Static Stretcher. Don’t you dare put that money into a sugar pill my friend or we can no longer communicate for I will no longer understand you. Get the Cable Clamp for speedy girth gains, that is if you haven’t hit a Plateau yet. Anyhow good luck, we believe you’ll make the right choice.

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes”

B-)

-C.D.

That’s not true. It will also get him on mailing lists.

Pills of those kind might give a somewhat harder erection, which may give you the illusion of a slightly larger cock, but any of those type of pills in Extense’s category are vastly over priced, and will not deliver results of any more than a few fractions of an inch. You’d be better off going to a GNC and getting some NOX2, which will definitely help to give you harder erections.

As far as wowing your girlfriend in a month…you’ve got a lot to learn.

You’re very unlikely to gain any amount of size that will be appreciably big enough for her to notice in that space of time.

If you want to join MOS that’s your business, but I’d say the only guarantee that will offer you is the one gprent has already mentioned: a lighter wallet. Mike’s “special sauce” exercises aren’t any better than the ones you’ll find here.

PE takes time and consistent practice. Period. No matter who you go to for advice about it.

Sorry to disappoint you.

On the bright side I’d bet a million dollars that your girlfriend won’t care. She’s coming to see you, not just your dick.

In my opinion, the fastest way to gain when you are new is to read the EQ Thread by Sparkyx, and do what it says.

If you have been doing the Newbie routine, you may have to substantially reduce your routine.

See also the progress report of Kevin12. It is amazing how little is needed for some of us to gain, and gain fast.

Imasleep, I don’t know you, but if you buy penis enlargement pills, I’ll know you’re a gullible idiot. Don’t do it. Don’t believe the “testimonials” on their website. Search THIS site for a single testimonial about any penis enlargement pill. You won’t find one. I’d put a lot more faith in the EIGHTY FIVE THOUSAND MEMBERS on Thunder’s Place than a “testimonial” on a website that’s trying to sell you worthless PE pills.

Think about this: If they are going to sell fake PE pills, don’t you think they’d be smart enough to create fake testimonials?

Also, I just found the following tidbit about the manufacturers of Enzyte, another fake penis enlargement pill:

“On September 21, 2006, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, its owner and president, Steven Warshak, and five other individuals were indicted by the United States, Southern District of Ohio, U.S. Attorney Greg Lockhart, on charges of conspiracy, money laundering, and mail, wire and bank fraud. The indictment alleges a massive scam totaling roughly 100 million U.S. dollars. The United States Food and Drug Administration, Internal Revenue Service, postal inspectors and other agencies participated in the investigation.”

The “scam” is that they were advertising and selling a FAKE product. And, they’ve sold 100 million dollars worth! Believe it or not, they are still advertising on TV, but they have scaled back their claims.

Also, just my opinion, don’t try to do too much too soon too fast. You’ll find yourself not gaining, be disappointed and stop PE. Slow and steady wins the race.

Ima, you really want to believe there is a magic fix. It appears that your emotions are speaking and not your brain.

I suggest you sit back and think about this rationally.

With a site with as many members as Thunder’s place devoted to this do you really think any new succesful technique in this realm gets by? More often than not it originates here and those pay sites you want to donate to are simply stealing and charging for what’s written at Thunder’s.

What proof do you have to make statements like “I’ve seen real peoples testemonials and it seems to work.”? Just because a story has a name or initials attached and the site says they are from real people means nothing in terms of its credibility or validity. Have you communicated directly with these people? If so, have they offered any substantive proof, such as photo evidence?

Remember, just because it is on a web page doesn’t mean it is true.

What you do with your money is your choice, but I recommend you don’t rationalize a reason to yourself to waste it. If you still choose to, let us know; you represent a potential profit opportunity by being an easily misled consumer. You know the phrase “there’s a sucker born every minute”? Don’t be one.