Ten Reasons to Stop Jelquing now!
1. Callouses on my hands are making masturbation painful.
2. It takes longer to shave the new hair on my dick than it does to trim my beard..and moustache.
3. I’ve developed tennis elbow from jelquing too hard.
4. I have to buy all new boxer underwear, ‘cause the old ones are too small now.
5. I have to buy new shirts too, because my biceps and forearms are getting way over-developed.
6. I can’t scroll through porn on the internet with one hand and jelq with only the other (causes
tennis elbow…see above).
7. I’m really getting tired of my dick falling into the water when I sit down on the toilet. It’s
cold…and deep, too.
8. If I’m in a hurry jumping into my car, I end up sitting on my dick and squashing it. Actually,
that’s a little bit fun sometimes.
9. If I turn over too fast in bed, the centrifical force of my large dick throws me out of bed onto
10. My dog has started barking at the moving bulge in my pants. He thinks it’s a small animal.
And I don’t even know Richard Gere.
11. I can’t balance a plate of pizza on my lap anymore, cause it’s too hilly there.
Hmmm. Looks like 11 Reasons.