I wish I could tell my wife but I know she would think I finally went over the edge and need to go sexaholics anonymous right away.
I was thinking about telling her and the other day she found a viagra tab I left lying around and she flipped out about that, saying I don’t need it and why am I so obsessed with sex etc.
Then I accidently left my vacextender laying on the bathroom counter by accident. She approached me and asked “What is that stuff in the bathroom?”
I just looked at her and calmly said, “Parts to the swimming pool pump.” :)
She just shrugged and walked away. As you can see, she is not very mechanically minded.
It’s just a matter of time before I get caught.
I would love to have a situation like tntjockey, where my wife would jelk me and help me clamp etc, but she just isn’t like that. :(