Support the economy by low average's

It seems that out of the surveys Para-goomba posted average’s are 5.5 Bpel…

I can’t believe it. 5.5” bpel? Nah, that’s less than 14 cm. My starting stats were 13,5 -14 cm, that was not average. (no offense, if you are 5.5 or less you can pe up to 12 inches)

There is no way I can imagine even tall guys with big bulge’s belong to this average.

A lot of those researche’s are made under supervision of docters from hospitals.

Hospitals are in hands of the governments.

Governments have a responsibility for the wellness and economy of their countries.

We all know that most man measure their manlyness by the size of their dicks.

When the doctors deduct one inch out off all there surveys moral of us man go up. (Less depressive man, or happier wich is worth money)

Good for wellness, good for economy, good for tax revenue’s, good for governments, good for hospitals.

So let’s all believe this stuff and go happy to your job tomorrow with a “my dick is ok smile” and be produktive!

(One of these things that are going on that we don’t know about)

Wow, you are actually suggesting that the results of penis-size studies (whether they be private or no) are actively manipulated by world governments (as you, I am sure, know, more penis-size studies are conducted frequently throughout the world) to increase economic activity (both productive and consumptive) by men? What about the results of the starting-size surveys conducted here, at Thunder’s? Manipulated also?

Announcement: anon771 won’t be posting for a very long time on this board. And never mind his silly talk in post #1.

This is the thought that come’s up threw these surveys.

It’s sounds paranoid, but it wasn’t too serious meant of course.

Why won’t I be posting for a very long time?

Well I realize I am posting a lot of bullshit lately, but it’s probably a phase ;)

If it has to do with that let me know than I will take it into account.

Undercover Mod?

It’s a joke, I’m sure. That is, you’ve undercovered the scheme, now you must be taken away!

He’s having fun with you.

Let’s put Mulder and Scully on that case. They’re good to uncover conspiracies.

I really hope you’re not being seriously serious.

… And stay tuned for this week’s episode of “How to convince yourself you’ve got a small dick even though you don’t”!

I don’t trust Scully and Mulder… They are in it too.

You can trust me, I’m the king!

Intersting little theory, anon, so when I was packing my 5.5” I was really really small, say micro penis like. And now I’m up to the considered norm?
Then in your theory what is normal?

Wow, another Watergate. It’s a conspiracy ;) .

No, I was actually trying to give everyone else the impression that I belong to a secret “Penes are long enough”-government society and since you blew our cover…

lol

Yeah, I heard that they covered up the fact that the little green guy they found in area 51 was something like 9.5”x7.

Now I get it…

You see what you Americans have done with your stupid obsession with adding apostrophes to words that aren’t supposed to have them? Now even the foreigners are doing it… or should I say “You see what you American’s have done with your stupid obsession with adding apostrophe’s to word’s that aren’t suppose’d to have them? Now even the foreigner’s are doing it.”

What about comma’s,oops!