Slipperiest lube

I got a bad feeling about Teflon. Arsenic smells like almonds because when you smell almonds, you’re smelling the arsenic in them.How much almond oil does it take to be a dose of arsenic I don’t know, or if there is a cumulative effect. But everything has risks. The following could put you in the burn center.But I’ve made gallons by now just by being careful.

I got this from a book years ago. I’m on the girthier side of things. Usually takes two applications, but the second will last the night. It’s
obviously oil based so not usable for latex condoms. It doesn’t have that “suddenly sticky” feel of the water base lubes.
USE A DOUBLE BOILER set up so you don’t burn down the house. Heat 1 1/4 cups of mineral oil so that when mixing in a 1/4 cup of melted wax and a 1/8 cup melted petroleum jelly ,everything stays liquid instead of solidifying. Oil based flavorings can be added.Water based flavorings do not work at all. Water base can cause spattering and be dangerous. Stir thoroughly, remove from boiler setup and allow to cool.(I use pint canning jars since you can buy plastic lids ,the glass jar keeps the lube clean, and the jar size is convenient for around the bed).

This is basically unscented baby oil that’s been solidified for room temperatures but melts in your fingertips.

I use either Kama Sutra Love Liquid (water based) or Kama Sutra Pleasure Potion (silicone based). I find both very good.

KY just came out with a new sensuous version of its old stand by. Haven’t tried it but is advertized as for use in love making.

Yeah! Baby oil gel is by far the best, not too slick but def, slick enough.

I use “UNSCENTED ALBOLENE moisturiring cleanser 12oz” it is with the signal and not expensive!! I it council

For the sex part I use EROS bodyglide (silicon based) and I’m very happy with it.

For the jelqing part I use extra virgin olive oil. :)